Kat: this is kinda awkward now that you two are divorced, but uh...Jily is the ship.
Lily: sink.
James: *starts man crying* I still ship it.
Lily: I'm just gonna tell you straight up, you where an asshole to me while we where together.
Kat: damn *pats James' back*
James: Don't try and comfort me! You ruined my life!
Kat: you mean I ruined you afterlife. You're still dead.
James: *tries to attack me but I push him to the ground oddly easily*
Kat: don't attack me.
Harry: I hate you, Kat.
Kat: yeah everybody does.
Severus and lily: we don't.
Kat: other than you two. Anyway sink or ship?
Harry: ship.
Dumbledore: sink
Voldemort: I agree with Albus.
Draco: I'm sorry Harry, but sink.
Harry: If they weren't together I wouldn't be alive asshole! *runs off crying again*
Draco: *runs after him*
Kat: Harry's more of a crybaby than I thought...
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Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
