Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)

SnapexDumbledore

Kat: I hate this ship so fucking much I wanna pu-

Voldemort: HONEY, I GOT THE SURGERY!

Dumbledore: *hugs Voldemort and they kiss*

Tom: seeing as I become a gay snake man I'm just going to kill myself now. *holds a gun to his head and shoots but it doesn't work*

Kat: Guns don't work either Tom.

Voldemort: Take that past me!

Tom: Merlin, you're weird.

Dumbledore: *takes a ring out of his pocket and gets down of one knee* Voldemort...ever since I saw you I've loved you. I've cherished every minute of my life with you. I'm very thankful that you care about me so much to get gender reassignment. I love you. Will you marry me?

Everyone: awwww

Voldemort: YES! YES!!!

Tom: holy shit.

*dumbledore and Voldemort snog*

Kat: I still don't ship it but this is adorable.

*they separate*

Kat: anyway, the ship is Dumbledore and Severus.

Severus: WHAT?! I'm straight!!!

Dumbledore: I'M ENGAGED!

Voldemort: *holds Dumbledore* he's mine, Severus! You keep your hands off him!!!

Severus: I was going to anyway!

Lily: sev...

Severus: hm?

Lily: um...James and I are getting a divorce...

Harry: wait-What?! NO! You can't do this to me! I just met you like 6 or 7 chapters ago!

Lily: I'm sorry Harry.

Kat: i feel like this is less of a characters react thing now.

Severus: yeah..

Kat: I mean I wasn't complaining!