Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)

Linny

Kat: PUT THE VODKA DOWN!

James: NUUU IM MISERABLE!! I DESERVE VODKA!

Kat: JUST GIVE ME THE ALCOHOL!

James: no!

Kat: yes!

James: no!

Kat: *snatches the vodka out of his hands and smashed the bottle on the ground*

James: *starts crying* he was my only friend! I was gonna marry him! We where gonna be jodka!

Kat: ooookaaaay...so the ship is Linny. Luna and Ginny. I ship it.

Luna: Ginny's nice.

Ginny: I don't like Luna. I like Harry!

Harry: I don't like you Ginny! Get over it!

Luna: it's ok Ginny. I didn't like you that way either.

Kat: well this sucks. So everyone ship or sink?

Harry: idk...ship?

Draco: ship

Dumbledore: I ship it.

Voldemort: sorry ablus, but I just don't see it. Sink.

Kat: where's Severus and Lily?

Dumbledore: Voldy and I where walking with them when they started snogging and went into the room of requirements.

Kat: lets pretend I didn't ask...