Tom: SHOOKLEFART!
Voldemort: DOODOOSACK!
Tom: QUACKERSMACKER!
Kat: *wakes up and it's 8:48 Am* did you two fight all night?
Severus: *has bags under his eyes* yes...they did.
Kat: don't tell me you stayed up all night?
Severus:.......I stayed up all night.
Voldemort: CRUSHEYMUSHEY!
Tom: TOM RIDDLE!
Voldemort: *gasp* YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Tom: Oh I went there.
Kat: ENOUGH! *snaps fingers and ron appears* now for the next ship...
Ron: you are going to let me leave are you, Kat?
Kat: Nope! I'm sad to see that Harry won't be here for this one seeing as he's in it. I don't ship it but it's Ron and Harry.
Ron: Nah. I'm in a happy relationship with this chicken *holds up a whole raw chicken*
Kat: is that liquidy white stuff what I think that is?
Ron: yeah.
Kat: *runs to a trash can and pukes*
Tom and Voldemort: BLOODY HELL!!
Ron: that's my line!
Lily and Severus: *looks horrified*
Dumbledore: *joins me in puking in a trash can*
Ron: byeee*skips out of the room while holding the chicken*
Kat: that's just-...*throws up again*
Severus: I need to bleach my brain after that.
Kat: I feel ya, Sev.
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Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
