Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)

Charry

Kat: sadly Harry and Draco still aren't back from Pigfarts.

Voldemort: Thank Merlin!

Kat: shut it. Anyway, this ship is Charry.

Ron: I like Carries!

Chicken: you're cheating on meeeee?!?!

Ron: no I meant I like to eat cherries!

Chicken: how dare you Ron! You are cheating on me!

Ron: Chicken, Carries don't talk. How could I cheat on you with something that doesn't speak?!

Cherries: hey Ron wanna go to the movie-*sees chicken*....who's this?!

Ron: this is just a friend of mine.

Chicken: A FRIEND?!?! *starts crying and runs out of the room on its chicken legs*

Ron: Chicken! Don't be like that!

Cherries: Ronald Weasley! Who was that slut?!

Ron: uh-

Kat: *smashes the carries with a bat* Ron, you are unbelievable. Anyway...the ship is Cho and Harry.

Cho: Harry dumped me. There's no way I'm getting back with him. Sink.

Voldemort: sink

Albus: you two where only cute when together....but either way you'll never be as cute as me cho Chang! *tears off robes to show him wearing Patrick Star shorts with fish nets underneath*

Voldemort: daaaaaaaamn....

Albus: *starts pole dancing*

Voldemort: Work it!

Kat: 😟

Severus: 😟

Lily: 😟

James: 😟

Sirius: 😟

Remus: 😟

Cho: 😟

Apple: 😟