Kat: CHICKEN, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
Chicken: *is panicking*
Lily: *walks in* sorry I late guys I-what's wrong with chicken?
Chicken: I'm pregnant omg omg omg omg *is hyperventilating*
Lily: have you told Ron?
Chicken: no
Kat: STOP PANICKING AND GO TELL RON THAT YOUR GOING TO HAVE A GINGER CHICKEN HYBRID THING!!!
Chicken: *runs out of the room*
Kat: anyway, the ship is Lily and Remus. I don't ship it.
Severus: SINK
Lily: yeah sink.
Apple: hehehehehe I ship it....
Kat: I though i squashed you with a bat!
Apple: you did...now I'm applesauce.
Kat: *gets a bat (the animal) and hits apple with it repeatedly*
Apple: YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Kat: *throws the bat across the room and makes a shotgun appear out of nowhere*
Apple: wow ok that's a little too far.
Kat: Die mother fucker *shoots apple*
Apple: *is dead*
Voldemort: I believe your worthy of becoming a death eater.
Kat: *reloads the gun and points it at Voldemort*
Tom: I thought you said guns didn't work here....
Kat: they work when I use them.
Tom: KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM.
Kat: *points gun at Tom* SHUT UP!
Severus: Kat, calm down and give me the gun..
Kat: *points it at Severus* BACK OFF!!
Severus: you wouldn't shoot me
Kat: you're not wrong *makes the gun disappear* LICIUS!!!
Lucius: * walks into the room while wearing a pink ball gown*
Kat: why are you-nevermind...Go get your son off mars *makes a rocket appear and shoves Lucius in it*
Lucius: Wait-
*rocket takes off*
Severus: are you just going to send someone to Mars every time you get annoyed?
Kat: Yep. So don't annoy me!
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Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
