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xv. Towelie

I changed Reader/(Y/n)'s main persona, It's now Eurydice. I decided that Reader should parallel a bit to the Persona 3 MC since Reader's got vague memories of Aigis and whatnot. You could also treat her as Blue Jesus' reincarnated self. Also, can anyone give me ship names for Reader/FeMC? Just add "Shujinko" (Japanese for "Protagonist") I'll be doing a short harem skit once the whole Professor Chaos arc is over.

"Budtenders, get in here! It's time to give these kids a fucking consultation!" Towelie calls the other budtenders, piles of weed scattered on some parts of the field. You four get in your fighting stances as the other budtenders enters the grounds.

"Be careful! There is product everywhere!" He warns the other budtenders.

Towelie pulls out an air freshener and a lighter, he pointed it towards Cartman and flames bursts from it. Cartman got lit up in flames, which you three did nothing to help him. The red-beanie budtender kicks Cartman towards a pile of weed, lighting it up.

1 of 4 Piles Burning

"Shit, now you're lightin' my stock on fire?! Sure smells nice though. God's air freshener."

With the weed addict towel saying that, you had constructed a plan. It also looks like Cartman had caught up with the jig. "Burn another pile!" He commanded you three, before initiating an attack to the same budtender that had kicked him earlier.

Douchebag nods at Cartman's command and proceeds to throw fire balls towards the budtender with glasses. The pile lit up as one of Douchebag's fire balls land on it.

2 of 4 Piles Burning

"Oh shit, quit burning the product! Gotta admit it's some quality bud though."

"We gotta burn another one!" you commanded as you got your revolver ready, and shot the red-beanie budtender. The tender groans about it and says you gotta take it out on Towelie.

"Following orders." Aqua says before shooting the budtender with glasses. The tender also groans about it and said what the other tender said a few moments ago.

Towelie got his lighter and air freshener again and pointed it to you, before you could even taste the fire Douchebag had canceled the towel's turn thus you weren't burnt to a crisp like Cartman was.

Though he made a fatal mistake since the red-beanie budtender's entity was covered in static, he did a mental facepalm for not noticing the figure covered in static.

Cartman with his body lit up, advanced towards the pile next to the towel before hitting the red-beanie tender.

3 of 4 Piles Burning

"Oh man. Hah hah. I was hoping you would burn that one too Make it a real party atmosphere in here."

"L-light up that last pile!" Cartman commanded, with Douchebag nodding at his command. ButtLord hitting the last one with his fire balls (I know you can't do that in the game lol.) and the blue towel sniffing in all of it.

"NOW. FOR MY BEST ATTACK... My BEST attack... My... Hey, guys. Oh... Hey, how you been (Y/n), Eric? Ah, you're both cool guys, man... I'm psyched to see you both, man..."

4 of 4 Piles Burning

He calmed down, his bloodshot eyes showing and in his hand was a lit up weed stick. "Ay, this is for Classi. I threw in a couple hash nuggets and some Granddaddy Purple Shatter on the house... Come by anytime for a hookup." He says before giving you the yellow container filled with Classi's medicine.

You four head outside with Classi's prescribed drugs within Aqua's plastic bag that once held the takeout from City Wok. "Well done, you three. Now get that over to Classi." Cartman says before heading the other way, leaving you three to give Classi her meds.