Konosuba X MaleReader //Harem//

Chapter 17

Aqua: Achoo!

Kazuma: Aw, do you have a cold? Take care.

Aqua: Kazuma, you sound a little stuffy yourself. I'll finish mending your tracksuit in a jiffy.

Kazuma: You shouldn't have put it in the fireplace.

Aqua's stomach starts to growl as I continue eating popcorn.

Kazuma: Oh my, Are you hungry?

Aqua: Now that I think about it, I still haven't had breakfast yet.

Kazuma: You're the one who got carried away and used all our money on drinks.

Aqua's stomach starts to growl again as they fall silent. I threw popcorn at them as Aqua started crying.

Aqua: But everyone was drinking and having fun!

Kazuma stands over her with Aqua's expensive bottle of liquor as he stands with a dead stare.

Aqua: That looks like the expensive liquor I was hiding under my bed.

Kazuma: The pawnshop must be open by now.

Megumin: Come, Chomusuke.

[Y/N]: Hey, Megumin. Watch this.

I threw a popcorn as it flew right into Aqua's mouth that was yelling out yap.

Kazuma: How can you say that when you burned my tracksuit? We'll sell that scarf too.

Aqua: What are you saying? This scarf is part of my identity as a goddess. I can't sell this. Are you stupid? Stop joking.

Kazuma: .....Steal!

Kazuma steals Aqua's scarf as Megumin and I continue to watch. I looked inside my popcorn box to see nothing.

[Y/N]: Aw, I'm all out. Oh well.

Just then a lady burst in as we all looked at who it was.

???: [Y/N]! Help me! Please!

We all looked at her as her blonde hair and blue eyes reminded me of Darkness but this could not possibly be her.

[Y], K, A, M: Who are you?

-w-

Intro plays

-w-

We stared at the lady as I just looked at her confused.

[Y/N]: Have we met before?

???: *moans*

[Y/N] in the background: The heck? She likes that?

???: [Y/N], save the joke for later!

[Y/N]: No way, it really is Darkness. We were worried about you.

Aqua goes running after Darkness and cries in her boobs.

Aqua: Darkness! Kazuma... Kazuma.... he stripped me and is trying to sell off my most important thing!

Kazuma: Hey! Choice of words!

Megumin: Darkness, welcome home.

Darkness: it's good to be back. You have a cat?

Megumin: I won't ask what happened. You shoukd take a relaxing bath and heal your heart and body.

Darkness: What are you saying? I'm more curious about the special play Aqua was...

Aqua: What a lovely dress. It's expensive.