A peaceful day with goats happily eating some grass while a toad comes and eats one. Magic can be seen in the background as a large explosion appears.
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Quest: Collect Migrating Tuna
Failed
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We got to the guild and failed our quest as we sat down on a table looking down the entire time. I overheard some adventurers talking about fish.
Adventurer #1: Did you hear? Starting next year there won't be any more tuna.
Adventurer #2: Some crazy mage screwed up the entire landscape
Adventurer #1: I always looked forward to tuna season.
[Y/N]: 0 points.
Megumin: What!? Today's explosion was worth at least 120 points!
Kazuma: It was worth nothing, and that's being generous! You let loose an explosion because you thought a monster was going to take our tuna!? What's the point if you blow up the fish too!? Would it kill you to learn some other advance magic already!?
Darkness: Kazuma. That's going too far.
[Y/N]: You reek of fish.
Darkness: *moans*
[Y/N]: As soon as we got into the water, they were gnawing on you!
Aqua: Hey, are we in debt again now? What are we gonna do!? I don't wanna work a part-time job anymore!
[Y/N]: *in thoughts* The priest who makes everything a pain. The arch wizard who makes everything go to waste. A crusader who makes everything smell like a wild game. And a perverted adventurer who acts like he's playing a big role! It seems my adventurer with these useless comrades is headed for it's climax. *out loud* Why did the chapter even have to start this way!?
I turn to Kazuma and see him trying to get Aqua off of him and behind him was a couple of female adventurers.
Female Adventurer: Isn't stealing panties that scum can do? He's the type of scumbag who'd dropkick a woman without a second thought.
Female Adventurers: Scumzuma. Scumzuma. Scumzuma.
Kazuma: What!? [Y/N], are you seeing this!?
[Y/N]: Scumzuma. Scumzu- what?
Just then the doors to the guild burst open revealing Yunyun looking intense. She walks in and walks over to our table as I look up at her.
[Y/N]: Hey, it's Yunyun. What's got you looking so intense?
Yunyun: K-Kazuma-san.
Kazuma: Yeah?
Yunyun: I-I... I want to have your baby!
I look at her for a second and turn around and give the camera a sigh.
[Y/N]: Time for Kazuma's popular phase.
Kazuma: U-um. Let's go to the mansion so we don't casue a ruckus here.
[Y/N]: Sure sure. Let's get going guys.
《~》
Aqua is seen playing some kind of card game as Darkness, Megumin and I were listening into Kazuma's conversation with Yunyun.
Kazuma: So, what was it that you said?
Yunyun: I want to have a baby with you!
Kazuma: Ah.. I've always wanted to have a daughter.
Yunyun: Wait! No! It has to be a boy!
Kazuma: *in thoughts* I thought she was on the meek side, but she actually knows how to speak her mind.
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Konosuba X MaleReader //Harem//
Fanfictionyour name was [Y/N] [L/N]. You were born as an active guy but your bestfriend, Satou Kazuma, is a shut in. you always wondered why he was a shut in. after a light jog you saved a woman from a truck and ended up with a new story.
