Dare:Double Date(Ruined)

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From:Lurkerbelow

*Connie looks in the mirror as she applies a quick coat of lipstick as she and Steven prepare for the double date with Daniel and Patricia*

*Connie comes out the bathroom*

Priyanka:Look at my little girl. Looking so much like a woman now. Steven won't be able to keep his hands off you.

Connie:*blushes* Mom!

Patricia:Looking good, Connie.

Connie:Thanks. Where are Steven and Daniel?

*Daniel comes out*

Daniel:I'm here.

Patricia:Looking good, Danny.

Daniel:Thanks.

Connie:Now where's that boyfriend of mine?

*Steven then comes in wearing a black collared shirt with black jeans and black dress shoes*

Greg:*chuckles* Steven, I know you're a Johnny Cash fan, but....

Steven:Wha...Oh..."The Man In Black" right....

Connie:*sighs* Steven...

Steven:What's wrong?

Connie:You know what.

Steven:*sighs* Alright. Gimme a minute.

*A few minutes later...*

*Steven is now wearing a pink collared shirt with a white T-Shirt underneath. He's also wearing light blue jeans but still has the black dress shoes*

Steven:Better?

Connie:*giggles* Now THAT'S the Steven I fell in love with.

Priyanka:*chuckles*And my Future Son in Law.

Connie:*blushes* MOM!

Patricia:On THAT note, shall we go? Why not just go eat out?

Daniel:Sounds good. Fish Stew Pizza, right?

Steven:Sounds like a plan.

*Steven drives the four of them to Fish Stew Pizza. But as the 4 of them walk in..*

Kevin:*mock screaming* Run everyone! It's the monster!

Steven:Kevin....

Daniel:*sighs* Just when I thought tonight would be peaceful...

Connie:Steven, just ignore him.

Kevin:*laughs* Don't you have another city to destroy, Godzilla? That's what Ronaldo was calling you and damn is it funny!

Steven:*Turns Pink* What?!?

Connie:*angrily* Ronaldo called him that?!? Oh when I see that Fry Headed son of a bi---!!

Daniel:Steven. Connie. Chill. *looks at Kevin* Hey. Back off, Kevin.

Kevin:Hey, why so harsh? I'm just trying to protect you guys from that monster that's hanging out with you. I gotta wonder though:Is that why we never see your Mom, Steven? Did you kill her---?

Steven:*TURNS BUFF FORM!* YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

*Steven launches himself at Kevin, who is now terrified as Steven pummels him, throwing him out the door of Fish Stew Pizza, much to the shock of everyone there!*

Connie:STEVEN STOP!!

*Steven is beating the Holy Hell out of Kevin, the latter now busted open as Steven now has his hands around his throat!*

Kevin:*coughing up blood* Y....you're gonna...kill..m-me..

Steven:I'M GOING TO ENJOY SEEING YOU DIE, KEVIN!!

*Kiki and Jenny come out just as the Gems show up!*

Garnet:STEVEN STOP!

Amethyst:THAT JERK ISN'T WORTH IT, STEVEN! YOU KNOW THAT!

Pearl:Steven....

Connie:Please. Please stop. For me?

*Steven sees Connie and calms down as she, the Gems, Daniel and Patricia all hug him.*

Steven:Sorry guys.

Daniel:Don't blame yourself. Blame Kevin.

Connie:Hey. We can still have fun.

Steven:How?

Garnet:*smiles* I have an idea.

*Back at the Temple, Steven, Connie, Patricia and Daniel are enjoying a movie with a meal Pearl cooked.*

Daniel:Gotta say: This meal is better than Pizza.

Steven:Yep. Pearl is a great cook.

Connie:Just save some room for dessert.

Daniel:Huh? I don't think she made any-

*Patricia kisses Daniel to shut him up!*

Steven:*smirks* I know what you mean.

Connie:You're lucky I love you. Part of me feels like you need to be punished after letting Kevin get the better of you.

Steven:You're gonna spank me?

Connie:Don't tempt me.

Me:Keep em coming guys!

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