AN: Video is not mine
Scene opens:
[Doc, Stress, False, Iskall, Mumbo, Cleo, Ren, and Joe are standing around Grian's body. He has a trident in his back and is laying on the ground. (with cross-eyes)]
Doc: So. Who killed him? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Stress: [raises hand guiltily] I did. I killed him.
Doc: No. No, you didn't. Iskall?
Iskall: Don't look at me! [pause] Look at Mumbo!
Mumbo: What! I didn't kill him!
Iskall: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know he was dead?
Mumbo: Because he's laying right in front of us, and he's d e a d
Iskall: Suspicious.
Mumbo: No, It's not!
Joe: I don't know if it matters, probably not.... but Cleo was the last one to see him.
Cleo: Liar! I barely ever talk to him!
Joe: Oh yeah? Then what were you doing by his base earlier?
Cleo: I was borrowing some string from Mumbo. Everyone knows that, JOE.
Stress: Ok, let's not fight. I killed him, I'll tell X, Doc.
Doc: No! Who killed him?
Ren: [whispering] Doc, False has been awfully quiet
False: REALLY!?!??
Ren: Yeah, really!
[Arguing commences]
Doc: ... I killed him. He touched my bush so I stabbed him.
[Turns around]
I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a piglin head on a stick.
[Long pause] Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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