Based on the sketch: Buying a Bed. Yes its still Monty Python's flying circus. Video is not mine. This is another I couldn't find the clip for, my apologies.
Bdubs: Hello, Keralis suggested I come to Sahara for a few things?
Mumbo: Certainly sir, I'll get someone to help you. I should probably warn you that our item system is broken for today, and while we're trying to fix it we're stocking and delivering manually. As a matter of fact, a lot of things have been going weirdly today.
Bdubs: Alright, thanks for letting me know!
Mumbo: Grian!
Grian: (Sits up from totally not being asleep on the job) Can I help you?
Bdubs: Yes, first I need a shulker box of golden carrots, preferably under 20 diamonds. Does that work?
Grian: Oh no, I'm afraid not. Our cheapest box of golden carrots is 160 diamonds.
Bdubs: 160 diamonds!
Mumbo: Before I go, I ought to have told you that Grian does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. It's a new problem.
Bdubs: Oh, I see.
Mumbo: Otherwise he's perfectly all right.
(He leaves)
Bdubs: I see. Er... your cheapest box is.....16 diamonds then?
Grian: 160 diamonds, yes, sir.
Bdubs: Ok. What about logs? I heard you had shulker boxes of logs?
Grian: Yes, 270 stacks per box.
Bdubs: (To himself) Ok so, 27 stacks? (to Grian) And what's the price?
Grian: The price is... er... just a moment. Mumbo, what is the price of the logs box?
Mumbo: Ummmm, 8 diamonds I think.
Bdubs: 8 diamonds!? That's really cheap!
Grian: Yes, remembering of course that you have to multiply everything Mumbo says by three. It's nothing he can help, you understand. Things are going rather oddly today.
Bdubs: I see, I'm sorry.
Grian: Anything else?
Bdubs: Yes, I need some redstone components for a project!
Grian: Ok I think we stocked that yesterday.
Bdubs: How much will it be?
Grian: Er, Mumbo should be able to tell you that. Mumbo! Could you show these ten good people the concrete maker, please?
Bdubs: Concrete maker? No, no, I need redstone!
Grian: (in a whisper) I'm sorry, you have to say 'concrete maker' to Mumbo, because if you say 'redstone' he puts a bucket over his head. I should have explained. He's been like this all day. It's getting a bit annoying.
Bdubs: Ah. I see. (Walks over to Mumbo) Excuse me, could you show me the concrete maker, please?
Mumbo: (confused) The concrete maker?
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