Y'all can probably tell but I'm a fander as well.
Video is not mine but its relatable.
*Stress and Iskall passing notes*
Grian: Hey! What is that? *grabs note and reads it*
Grian: "You have cooties"
Stress: It's a joke, it's not-
Grian: I dO NoT! *sobbing*
*Spider on the floor*
Beef: Alright guys, nothing to be afraid of.
Wels: Look!
*Spider has used VANISH!*
Beef: Okay, say goodbye to the house guys!
Jevin: Ok thank you all for coming to discuss finances!
Impulse: Ummm, it's just me.
Jevin: Yeah, I know. You owe me 10 diamonds
Ren: Hey! Wanna play Twister?
Doc: Sure, I've never played!
Later......
Cleo: Right leg - red
Doc: *Kicks Grian in the chest* *Grian flies across the room* Did I win?
Doc (With the rest of team star behind him): You think you're tough?
Cleo: Oh yeah. *takes out toothbrush and starts brushing her teeth*
Ren: Wait...
Cleo: *Has a sip of orange juice*
Team Star: akhljghbvGSBFBGJREBCH
Youtube: While you were gone you missed 12 Hermitcraft videos!
Me: Oh, really?
Wattpad: And at least a hundred notifications!
Me: Oh, Ima be right back
Narrator Me: And then I threw myself right into the sun
Cleo: When I come back, I want my base Spotless!
Joe: Ughhhhhh
Cleo: Spotless!
Xisuma: So, you named her Spot?
Joe: *holding a dog* Yeah, I found her in the woods today.
Scar: You're listening to Scar in the mornin', here to tell you.........your radio's been broken for a month
Larry: Really Scar! I could just kick you out!
Scar: No, no! Rent is cheap! I'll shut up.
Scar: *singing to his villagers* When I think about my worries and I think about my strife here is what I simply say~~
Grian: *distant demonic screaming*
YOU ARE READING
Hermitcraft Oneshots
FanfictionCover was made by my friend @Gaybamaforprez (I still love that name lol) Mostly crack oneshots/incorrect quotes/skits/headcannons Might be actual oneshots or deleted things from my **********(hehehe I have something planned for the future) Characte...
