Cover was made by my friend
@Gaybamaforprez
(I still love that name lol)
Mostly crack oneshots/incorrect quotes/skits/headcannons
Might be actual oneshots or deleted things from my **********(hehehe I have something planned for the future)
Characte...
(Cleo and Joe are at a table near a window. Joe is reading while Cleo crouches awkwardly on a chair and arranges a few armor stands. Suddenly, a screaming Keralis falls outside the window; presumably having fallen out of an upstairs window.)
Cleo: Hey, did you see that?
Joe: Hm?
Cleo: Did you see somebody go past the window?
Joe: What?
Cleo: Somebody just went past the window. That way. (indicates down)
Joe:(flatly) Oh.
(Joe returns to his book. Cleo watches the window for a little. As she starts to get bored again another body goes hurling past the window. This time it's Scar who is trying to get his elytra on as he falls.)
Cleo: Another one.
Joe: Huh?
Cleo: Another one just went past downwards.
Joe: What?
Cleo: Two people have just fallen out of that window to their almost certain death.
Joe: Fine, fine. Fine.
Cleo: Look! Two people (Mumbo falls) three people have just fallen past that window.
Joe: Must be a rival brand meeting.
Cleo: Oh yeah. (Bdubs falls past) Hey. Was that Grian from Sahara?
Joe: Oh, no, that was Xisuma. I think he's from IDEA.
Cleo: Grian.
Joe: Xisuma.
Cleo: Grian!
Joe: Xisuma!
(Another falls.)
Cleo: Oh, that was Grian.
Joe: That was Grian. He was a very good golfer.
Cleo: Very good golfer. Very good golfer. Rotten at redstone. It'll be Iskall next.
Joe: Bet you it won't.
Cleo: How much.
Joe: What?
Cleo: How much do you bet it won't? Five diamonds??
Joe: All right.
Cleo: Done.
Joe: You're on.
Cleo: Fine. (shakes his hand. They both look at the window) Come on Iskall!
Joe: Don't do it Iskall.
Cleo: Come on Iskall. Jump! Cub, push him!
Joe: Come on now be sensible Iskall!
(Cut to letter.)
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(Cut to film of Iskall being punched by Cub out of window. Cut back to set. Cleo has her hands in the air jubilantly.)
Cleo: Iskall!
Joe:(silently hands over diamonds as Iskall hits the ground)
