PONY
"my brothers a lawyer and can send you to jail for 42 years for homosexual activity"
JOHNNY
"i love you and you sleep when you get sleepy bc that's usually when people sleep"
DALLAS
"i just grew a fourth penis"
SODAPOP
"guys come on guys, my ass is big, we can all fit on it!"
DARRY
"i like how you give advice then say butthole."
STEVE
"if we're going swimming can we go in the Bermuda Triangle? i'll bring floaties."
TWOBIT
"both our names sound good with his last name... sister wives?"
YOU ARE READING
the outsiders oneshots BOOK 2 (on hold)
Fanfictionjust because boys in books are better. always taking requests!! check out my first book!!'
