Jason made a group chat
Jason invited dick, cass, tim, damian, steph, bruce, kate, barbara, alfred,
Dick : ummmm... I am confused, what's this ?
Barbara : ya what ?!?!?
tim : is it a groupchat of the batfam ???
steph : JASON PETER TODDD WHAT'S THIS?!?!
Jason : I made this cuz I have a question, and btw it's 'todd' not 'toddd'
steph : whatevaR
bruce : a question ?
Jason : ya... just one innocent question
kate : u made a groupchat with everyone in it, to ask one single question ?
Jason : well actually it was meant to be a group with only tim, dick, bruce but...
cass : and u invited everyone by mistake didn't u ?
Jason : ya...
dick : alright then ask your innocent question. And I am ready to answer! :-)
barbara : of course u are...
bruce : ask the question already!
Jason : ok ok, no need to be bruce Bruce
Jason : so, I was on patrol like everyday but... well I have met someone, we fought, and well in the end I won, this person deserves to die but... there is one problem...
Dick : where is the question ?
Jason : the question is :
Is it ok if I kill my not-exactly-brother's mother ?
bruce : WAIT WHAT
dick : wait are u talking about TALIA, she is the only mother alive anyways... so it's her right ?
Jason : ya... do not tell damian!
damian : u realise I am here, and I saw everything.
Jason : SRSLY, just answer the question! Is it ok or not
Dick : not
barbara : not
bruce : not
kate : not
tim : not
steph : not
cass : not
damian : if I say ok father will ground me and mother will kill me later... so no
Jason : WHY NOT SHE IS THE WORST!
Alfred : mater jason, if you kill her, u won't get any cookies
bruce : thanks alfred
Jason : ugh, okkk /7ardrurgszrzd sheee tooookj myhyhy phooonneeer
( translation : ugh, ok ...... she took my phone)
tim : WHAT'S THAT
Jason : talia : I took that idiot's phone, it wasn't that difficult.
bruce : TALIA
Jason : don't look so stunned bruce, the idiotic red bucket is tied up and unconscious now.
dick : JASON I AM COMING TO SAVE U , AND IT'S RED HOOD NOT BUCKET
tim : red bucket is a better name tho...
damian : this is a waste of time ,....
Jason : DAMIAN THOMAS WAYNE, ARE U CALLING ME A WASTE OF TIME! HOW DARE U ! U ARE OFFICIALLY GROUNDED FOR ALL UR LIFE!
barbara : lol damian is grounded by his own EVIL mommy
cass : R.I.P DAMIAN
dick : pooooor damian ....
Kate : dick, I thought u were saving Jason
dick : CHANGED MY MIND, TALIA IS MOORE SAVAGE and hot THAN HIM IN THIS CHAT
damian : first of all, u cannot ground me since u don't know where I am, second ... DID U JUST CALL HER SAVAGE AND HOTTTT grayson!!!!
tim : SAVVVVAAAAGE MAMA
bruce : ............. dick it's inappropriate to call ur brother's mother hot and savage, u too tim! you are BOTH grounded!
dick + tim : NOOOOO
cass : this woman has issues
steph : and her son has more...
damian : EXCUSE ME !?!?
Jason : young imbeciles, and it's lady Talia for you GRAYSON
dick : HOW DID SHE KNOW ABOUT MY SECOND NAME
Damian : mother u are embarrassing yourself, and Grayson, I told her about ur name
barbara : at least now we know where damian learned the second-name-calling problem! :-)
damian : SHUT UP GORDON !! I have no second-name-calling problem !!
everyone : YOU DO
steph changed her name to #mommy issues
#mommy issues : how u like my new name
tim : srsly steph?
bruce : why this name
#mommy issues : it's lady Stephanie for you DRAKE ! And btw I realised damian has mommy issues! :-0
damian : NO I DON'T BROWN!
Jason : BROWN ARE U MAKING FUN OF MY WAYS ?! IF U ARE THEN GET READY TO FEEL MY KATANA GOING THROUGH YOUR BODY!
#mommy issues changed her name to steph
steph : nooooo I am not!
barbara : and now we know where damian learned his infamous threats ! :-)
tim : thanks to LADY TALIA all dami's secrets are revealed!
damian : I can't let her say more I am going to end this!
dick : umm. Guys is damian going to save jason ?!? Or kill talia
bruce : idk, let's just hope both of the will survive!
Jason : GOT MY PHONE BACKKKKKK WOHHOOOO YAYA !!!!!! THANKS DEMON
Damian : I can assure u that's Todd! And this will be the last time I will ever save u ! ;-)
bruce : what happened to talia ???
Jason : she ran away after spamming all my chats and social media accounts! SHE DESTROYED MY LIFFEEE, SHE TOOK MY ONLY FAMILY NOOOOO!!
bruce : ...
A/N : Hey guys! hope you like this! And tell me if u want me to make more group chat one-shots!
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FanfictionThis is a book with Damian Wayne centered one-shots with the bat family, Teen titans, and some Damirae. (Requests are open) Contents: -Language -Self harm -Fluff, angst, hurt, comfort, romance -Batdad -Batbros -Blood/ Violence -Deaths -Damirae -Teen...
