So I saw a post on tumblr and decided to use it to make this short one shot. So credits to the one who made it since it's not my idea :-) !
This chapter's cover is not the post I was talking about, it's just another funny thing I found.
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At wayne manor / batcave
"Father can I ask you something?" Damian said
"Of course damian" bruce answered him while typing something on the batcomputer
"Well... todd said u had named the bathroom tools after you" damian said
"Oh yes Wayne enterprises make 'wayne toilets' too" bruce answered proudly
" wait what!? No I meant u name them after 'batman' not bruce wayne" damian said
I will have to ask him about the wayne toilets later, he thought to himself.
"Well then tell jason that I don't have any 'battoothpaste' nor 'batsoap', what made him think have them ? " bruce said sarcastically feeling offended. At least for now, I don't, he thought to himself.
"Father, you realise that u have, battv, batchair, batcarpet, batwindow, AND FOR THE GOOD'S SAKE WHY DO U HAVE THE BATHAT" damian said nearly exploding
"Well ya I do have these but I don't have anything bat-bathroom related" bruce said
"Well then why is there 'batshampoo' in my bathroom ?" Damian said raising an eyebrow, ignoring the fact that a week ago there was a black toothbrush with the bat symbol on it in his bathroom. God knows how it got there in first place.
"Ok yes there is batshampoo! But there is also conditioner gordon" Bruce answered feeling defeated
To say the least, Damian was speechless, this man needs a therapist, oh wait he needs a 'battherapist! He thought to himself and left his batfather.
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