Teacher: Good morning studen-
Damian: NO! UNACCEPTABLE!
Teacher: excuse me dear?
Damian: WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING IT'S A GOOD MORNING????!!
Teacher: I-
Damian standing on his desk: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED THIS MORNING? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BUILDINGS ARE ON FIRE RIGHT NOW?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE DEPPRESSED? HALF OF THE POPULATION IS DEAD! EARTH IS DYING! AND ANIMALS ARE BEING TORTURED!AND YOU ARE TELLING ME IT'S A GOOD MORNING?! WHAT KIND OF USELESS UNEDUCATED GENERATION ARE YOU FROM?
other students: ...
Teacher: O-ok ...
The teacher never said good morning ever again.
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Dick: Where are we eating? *grins evilly*
Bruce: RED ROBIN
Jason: RED ROBIN
Damian: RED ROBIN
Cass: RED ROBIN
Steph: RED ROBIN
Barnara: RED ROBIN
Dick: Red robin it is.
Tim: I hate this fucking family.
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Jason: I saw panic at the disco
Tim: Why would anyone panic at a disco?
Dick: Was someone on fire?
Bruce: More importantly, what were you doing in a disco?
Damian facepalming: HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE SINGER YOU MORONS!
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*Titans Tower*
Tim: *singing into the unknown while frying eggs*
Kon: Dude you are on fire!
Tim: Thanks!
Kon: no like literally.
Tim: WAIT WHA-
Bart filming everything in the background:HAHAHAHAHAHAH-
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Dick: Remember tomorrow is trash day
Damian,smirking: I can't believe they have an entire day dedicated to Todd and Drake
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Tim to Damian: I hate yo-
Raven glaring at him with red eyes: *unhuman angry noises*
Damian: uh- she is my girlfriend...
Tim: clearly...
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Jonathan: Damian what are we doing?
Damian: Shut up! pick up your weapon and face it!
Jonathan: but-
Damian: FAST!
Jonathan: Damian I-
Damian: *screaming*
Jonathan: Fine!
Jonathan: Done! Happy now? I killed the spider! USING YOUR SO CALLED WEAPONS! WHICH WERE A FRYING PAN AND A FORK?
Damian: In my defense spiders are poisonous... well most of them.
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Bruce: Damian I love you so much
Damian with a sword in hand: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FATHER!
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Damian: Grayson can I please bounce something off of you?
Dick: Yes of course, what is i-
Damian throws a tennis ball at Dick
Dick: Ouch! Bruce? aren't you going to say anything?
Bruce: he asked you nicely, and you accepted. not my fault.
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Talia: This is your girlfriend?
Damian: Yes.
Raven: indeed.
Talia: And you are a demoness?
Raven: *nod*
Talia: Perfect! let's get you two married!
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Damian: YOU M$@HER FUC#*** PIECE OF S*IT!
Jason: *proud tears* He has grown so much...
Dick: DAMIAN NO!
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I HAVE AN ANNOUCEMENT EVERYONE!
Christmas is near and I want to make a special one shot for it, so I decided to make this:
So tell me three things you want to see in the Christmas oneshots and I will put them in!
I will make one with the Titans and another with te Batfamily. So what do you want to see in the two?
example:
I want to see cuddling, batbros and movies.
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The Youngest Bat / one-shots/ Batfamily
FanfictionThis is a book with Damian Wayne centered one-shots with the bat family, Teen titans, and some Damirae. (Requests are open) Contents: -Language -Self harm -Fluff, angst, hurt, comfort, romance -Batdad -Batbros -Blood/ Violence -Deaths -Damirae -Teen...
