𝐻𝐸𝐴𝑅𝑇𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑆 | roddy ricch

𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 (ℎ2)

yall missed me?😛

i got like 2 or 3 more chapters to write left.

Ashanti ✨
los angeles, ca
3:32 pm

I sat in silence as Hennessy did the same.
We were waiting for my mom and my brother to pick Tiana and Jada up because today was my bachelorette party.

I wouldn't actually go as far as to call it a bachelorette party since it was just me and Hennessy but its whatever. It was Roddy's bachelor party too so Wint, Bree, Donbo, and Bird were with him doing god knows what.

Jada and Tiana were crying all day and we had just put them to sleep so me and Hennessy just decided to keep our mouths silent to prevent them from waking.

damn where the fuck my mom and Kavon?

I thought about yesterday when I had accidentally seen Bird beating his meat to midget porn.

It was pretty disturbing but also hilarious cause his dick was fat. Im not saying that in a good way, I'm saying that because it's sad that even his dick is a fat ass. But lemme not body shame his poor dick.

Finally, the sound of my doorbell rang and I quickly ran to the door, opening it to see my mom and Kavon.

"Hey y'all"
I whispered.
"The kids are in here. We just got them to sleep so talk quietly."

"Hey baby... and okay"
My mom whispered.

"Hey Kavon"
I said, looking at him.

"You still marrying that bitch nigga hoe Roddy?"
he asked.

I nodded.

"Then don't talk to me whore"
he said, walking past me to go to Tiana.

Nigga 14 but acts like he's 8.

"Okay, well Tiana's bedtime is at 9:00, and everything you need is on the notepad on the fridge"
I said to my mom.

"Bitch I know how to take care of grandchild. How you think I was able to raise your skunk bald head ass?"
She responded chuckling.

I-
Bald headed?

I swung my hair around, swaying it from side to side.
"Bald where? Honey this that 21 inch natural hair."

"Purrr"
Hennessy said, joining into the conversation.

"Lil girl weren't you a dropout?"
My mom combated.
"And let's not forget how immature you used to be. You used to want my daughter to party with you instead of her going to study for college."

Hennessy rolled her eyes.
"The past is the past. and your daughter failed her nursing exam anyways."

"Mhm... Well I hope you two have fun doing whatever yall finna do."
My mom said.

I gave her a kiss.
"Thanks. Buh Bye."

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A good hour later
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I moaned as I started to cream.

Hennessy had already finished so she was just watching my fingers go in and out of my coochie.

Me and her had made up a list of things we were gonna do today. The first on that list was to finger ourselves at the Hollywood sign.

Like literally.

We climbed the Hollywood sign, sat next to the D, and started to finger ourselves.

Why?

I don't know. It just seems fun.

The next thing was to rob an ikea.

Anyways, I sat in the dirt cleaning myself up.

Hennessy was already looking for an ikea near us to rob.

"Bitch I'm so excited to rob an ikea yo. I been dreaming bout this since I was a kid!"
She giggled excitedly.

I raised my eyebrow.
"When I was a kid, I was playing with Barbies..."

"Weirdo."
She responded.

Just as I was about to clap back, I got a phone call from Roddy.

I smiled, knowing my soon to be husband was calling to check on me.

I answered, a smile plastered on my face.
"Hey baby!"
I said.

My smile immediately faded and my heart dropped when I heard moans coming from a girl.

"Oh my g- Roddy!"
I heard.

"You like that baby?"
I heard Roddy's voice moan.

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Short Filler Chapter but oh well.

Just wanted to publish sum so yall dont think i died or sum.

anyways.

ending coming in the next few days.
loved and kisses😘

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