JoJos Bizarre Adventures Oneshots

~Bills~ Prosciutto x Reader

(Let's give a little love to the Ham man)

"(Y/N)." You pick your head up at your Capo's voice. He walks over and places a huge stack of papers on your desk. You sigh and quickly flip through them.

"Bills, bills, more bills, jeez we have a lot of bills to pay." Risotto nods and grabs another paper off of the huge stack.

"Dont forget about these." You take the paper and read it. It was a damage report from Ghiacco's last job. You growl and place the paper down.

"I'm going to kill him."

"No you wont." You sigh and pick up your pen. Risotto nods and walks out, leaving you to work. When your not on missions, your paying bills and taking care of the damage bills. You groan and keep working.

"Are you still working?" You look up to see Prosciutto, your crush. You blush and look at the damage report.

"Well thanks to Ghiacco, I have a lot more to write and pay. We're not made of money, I hope he knows that." He nods and makes his way over to your desk. He glances at the three stacks of papers on the desk.

"You have to read all of these?" You nod with a sad sigh. Prosciutto just sits there quietly, watching you work diligently. He sighs and walks behind your chair. He bends down and wraps his arms around your shoulder. Your face erupts in a heavy blush.

"W-what are y-you doing?" You mentally kick yourself for stuttering. He chuckles and nuzzles your shoulder.

"Well, I thought youd like some company while you work." You nod and try to focus on the paper, but that became increasingly difficult with a man cuddling you. You sigh and put the pen down.

"I'm done now." Prosciutto smiles and picks you up.

"W-what are you doing now?" He chuckles and kisses your nose.

"You must be exhausted." Right as he says that, you let out a yawn. He chuckles and brings you to his room. He gently places you on the bed, crawling behind you and wrapping his arms around you. You smile in content and he just chuckles, kissing the top of your head.

"Hey Pros, I r-really like you." He chuckles even more.

"I figured. But dont worry, I like you too." You smile and get comfortable in his arms, falling asleep on the spot.

(Bleh)