butterflies [ yungblud ]

15. im gay

iMessages
(ellijah and louis)

asshole (ellijah)
LOU LOU LOU LOU
I
AM
FUCKING
GAY

i know

asshole (ellijah)
NO NO NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
I AM GAY

yes i am aware

asshole (ellijah)
FUCKINGISNAKSNAJ
YOURE DULL
IM GAY
FOR
DOMINIC
FUCKING
HARRISON
YOU DICKWAD

ohhhh
okay

asshole (ellijah)
OKAY?????
IS THAT ALL???????
I KNEW I SHOULDVE TOLD NIALL INSTEAD

wait up asshole
now that youre officially last to know your feelings for Dom
whats the plan?

asshole (ellijah)
do nothing about it

......
what

asshole (ellijah)
HE MIGHT BE STRAIGHT

he's pansexual, Eli

asshole (ellijah)
oh
still not doing anything about it though

are you stupid?
ELLIJAH YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
YOUVE BEEN UNKNOWINGLY WHIPPED FOR THE PAST SEVEN MONTHS
I AM NOT LETTING YOU THROW THIS DOWN THE BLOODY GUTTER

asshole (ellijah)
ha i said the same thing about you and eleanor
speaking of El
how is she?

she's walking the dogs
BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT
WHATS IMPORTANT IS MY PLAN

asshole (ellijah)
plan?

yes.
Louis's three step plan too getting Ellijah his man

asshole (ellijah)
Louis'*
no S on the end mate

shut up bitch
now for my plan
step 1: you drop subtle things hinting at the fact that you like him
step 2: you kiss
step 3: you get married, fuck, and have babies

asshole (ellijah)
oh great plan
i can totally see it working

so can i
wait
that was sarcasm wasn't it you ass

asshole (ellijah)
yup
C'MON LOU
be more realistic
none of us can get pregnant

who tops?

asshole (ellijah)
is that relevant

yes

asshole (ellijah)
probably Dom
that's irrelevant right now though
what is is that your plan isn't happening

WAIT
YOURE MEETING SOON
KISS HIM THEN

asshole (ellijah)
you're aware that feelings need to be reciprocated for a kiss to work, right?

i'm sure he likes you, Eli

asshole (ellijah)
you're very persistent on this
you know something i don't?

what
no i don't
i'm not a fucking spy or some shit
anyways
IM PERSISTENT BC YOURE MY BEST FRIEND AND I WANT YOU HAPPY

asshole (ellijah)
awh thats sweet boobear
WAIT FUCK DONT BLOCK ME
I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT

im blocking you

block asshole (ellijah) ?
yes | no

a/n in this house we respect Eleanor 😤 (seriously though. i ship Larry but i still respect Eleanor and her relationship with Louis)
SPEAKING OF LARRY (shameless promo hehe 😎) i have a Larry book called Remains Untitled. its quite shit but like maybe check it out?