𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙮 𝙢𝙚! 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

🤍 Scenarios or smth 🤍

hi

idk what to call this so i just wrote scenarios

it's just gonna be some funny short story thingys

enjoy :)

Why are you in the hospital?
Lucifer: I was working really late for a few nights in a row. I passed out

Mammon: An idiot forgot to stop for me and ran me over

Levi: I-I had a panic attack

Satan: I was dusting my books when they fell on top of me

Asmo: Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them but missed and hit a wall!

Beel: I was cooking some soup, and it spilled all over me. I've got third degree burns

Belphie: *Yawns* I was walking my mermaid and she pushed me down a well. I woke up in Hogwarts

Sleepover
Mammon: IS ANYONE AWAKE?

MC: Yeah, thanks a lot

Asmo: Shut up! I need my beauty sleep!

Levi: I-I think I'm having a breakdown. What is the meaning of life?!

Satan: Levi, shut up

Beel: Guys! Be quiet. Lucifer's gonna hear us *Chomp*

Mammon: Turn the lights on. I can't find Y/N!

MC: *Yawns* I'm under the bed

Mammon: What the actual-

Asmo: *Giggles* That sounds like fun!

Belphie: *Yawns* Can we get to sleep... *Snores*

Lucifer, outside the window: Be. Silent. NOW.

Them getting lost in the human world
Lucifer: Well fuck

Beel: Does anyone have a map?

Satan: Beel, you were supposed to bring one

Levi: *Whining* We're gonna die!

Asmo: *Smiling* If you keep up that attitude we will! It's this way! Wait. No, it's that way

Belphie: *Sigh* I'm surrounded by idiots and an unfamiliar landscape

Lucifer: Always appreciated, Belphie

Mammon: It's this way, idiots

Asmo: Shush, Mammon! I know where we're going

Satan: No you don't, Asmo

Beel: STOP, GUYS! WE'VE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES FOR AGES

MC: Guys... I told you. This is the smallest mall in the whole of America!

Why the brothers aren't texting back
Lucifer: Has more important things to do than text you

Mammon: D.D.D has been taken by Lucifer for spending too much money on Akuzon

Levi: Too busy watching anime

Satan: Doesn't feel like talking/Reading about cats

Asmo: Talking to too many people at once

Beel: Eating

Belphie: Sleeping

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woah

did i just hit you guys with a double update? yes, yes i did

this will happen very rarely, by the way

i only updated twice because this isn't a one shot

love y'all, stay safe!