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🤍 The chats PT.3 🤍

this is kind of a request, some people were asking for a part 3 on what MC would have lucifer do :) this isn't gonna be amazing 'cause it's hard to describe what lucifer has to do since it's a chat format, but i'll try

I'm disappointed
Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos

lord diavolo: Lucifer, is everything alright?

barbatos: I think he wrote the chat title wrong

barabtos: Lucifer, are you sure you didn't mean, I'm disappointing? (A/N: I KNOW BARBATOS PROBABLY WOULDN'T SAY THIS BUT I NEEDED SOMEONE TO SAY IT SO YEAH)

lord diavolo: Hahahaha! Oh, Barbatos!

luci: Excuse me, Barbatos?

luci: ...Nevermind

luci: Diavolo, did you tell Y/N about the essay?

lord diavolo: Of course. They're the one that has to write it after all

luci: But they don't have to write it until the end of the year!

lord diavolo: Why, Lucifer?

lord diavolo: Is something wrong?

luci: They keep asking me to do stuff

lord diavolo: Haha! Like what?

luci: Since it seems my pain is your entertainment, I'm not going to tell you

lord diavolo: Wait, Lucifer! I'm kidding. Please, tell me!

The demon brothers
Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeous, Beezlebub, Belphagor

luci: I'm reluctant to ask this, but I need you all to keep Y/N away from me

luci: If they ask where I am, tell them I am busy

mammoot: why would you want to keep Y/N away from you?

mammoot: don't you enjoy their company?

mammoot: ...

mammoot: i certainly don't!!

belphie: What happened Lucifer?

luci: Why I ask this is none of your concern

The house of Lamentation minus Lucifer
MC, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeous, Beezlebub, Belphagor

mammoot: @MC

leviachan😻😻: @MC

belphie: @MC

satan: @MC

asmo😽: @MC

beetle: what are we doing

MC: hi?

satan: Why does Lucifer want us to keep you away from him?

mammoot: not that we don't want to, of course

MC: lucifer asked you all to keep me away from him?

MC: ouch

belphie: It seems you did something to him?

MC: OOOOOH

MC: it's probably 'cause i keep asking him to do stuff for me

beetle: ??

beetle: he's doing stuff for you?

beetle: ...could you ask him to get me food?

MC: of course! anything you guys want

MC: he's been sucking up to me so i'll write good things about him in my essay

MC: that reminds me. i have to write about you guys too ;)

mammoot: what kinds of things have you been making him do?

MC: well... he's made tea and food for me, he's gone shopping with me

MC: hm... oh yes! my favourite! i took a picture of him wearing a pink dress and i set it as my background!!

leviachan😻😻: WJAT?!

leviachan😻😻: LMFAO LET MR SEE

satan: You need to work on not making typos, Levi

satan: But I am interested in the photo. Send it, Y/N

MC: yknow, i could go with a really nice cup of green tea right now

MC: and some custard would be nice 🥰🤤

asmo😽: are you hinting something, darling?

MC: 😑

MC: whoever gets me those things first, i'll show the picture to

normies 😇

MC: guys!!

MC: i've got all the demom brothers wrapped around my fingers :)

MC: they're doing everything i ask!

simeon: That's not very kind

MC: how? they're pretty much offering to do all this stuff for me

salmon: because they're all overly obssessed with you, of course

luke: hi guys!

luke: what's a WAP?

simeon: Oh, hahaha! We usually use it as a verb. For example, I'm busy wapping, come back later!

luke: but what does it mean?

salmon: simeon... do you know what it means?

simeon: Of course I do!

salmon: ...and you're okay with it?

simeon: I'm more than okay with it! I love wapping!

salmon: thank micheal, because i do the WAP a lot nowdays lol

salmon: it's a way to pass time

MC: ...you do you, harry potter

MC: but seriously, simeon, you're okay with the WAP?

simeon: Of course. I WAP everyday!

luke: but. what. does. it. mean?!

simeon: Worship and Prayer! 🙏

MC: ...

salmon: ...

luke: oh, i see! okay!

luke: i WAP every night 😊

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HAHAHAHA im sorry that last part was so irrelevant to the story but i just had to add that part about the WAP. no regrets 😀👍

also, hi :) it's been a while, sorry about that !