𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙮 𝙢𝙚! 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

🍋❤️ Drunk Lucifer x Reader ❤️🍋

okay for some reason, i just love drunk lucifer because writers tend to make him more loving towards MC and i just jsjdjsksksks

as you can see in the chapter title, this is a lime ⚠️ im not writing smut. i feel too uncomfortable, so this'll be the stuff leading up to it

alright, here it is!

(apologies as this is my first time writing a lime)

[Lucifer's overloaded with work as usual, so you convince him to go to a bar]

First person- Y/Ns POV

"And then what? ...of course, Lord Diavolo. Yes, I promise not to let you down. Goodbye."

I press my ear against the door. When I don't hear Lucifer talking anymore, I give Mammon a thumbs up. He slides the envelope under the door and the two of us hurry around the corner. Soon, Lucifer's door opens. He's holding the envelope, looking for the sender.

"Barbatos? Did you send this? I just got off a call with Diavolo..." His voices trails off as he realises he's talking to an empty hallway. He rips open the envelope and sparkles and glitter flutter everywhere. Most of it lands on his coat and face.

Mammon snickers, taking a picture. "This'll be perfect on Devilgram!"

"MAMMMMOOOOOOON!"

Mammon's eyebrows shoot up. "Alright, be seein' ya, Y/N!" He dashes down the hallway, out of sight. Lucifer rounds the corner, only to see me standing there, looking as innocent as ever.

Lucifer narrows his eyes. "Did you see where Mammon went?"

I open my mouth to answer, but instead a loud laugh erupts. I double over in laughter, clutching at my sides. "O-Oh my D-Devildom! I-I'm s-sorry! I c-can't take yo-you seriously l-like that!" I laugh, tears springing into my eyes.

Lucifer sighs and crosses his arms. He grabs my arm and starts dragging me to his room.

"O-Oh c'mon now! I-I can't h-help it!" I howl. I groan as my sides really start to hurt from laughing too much. He sits me down on his bed and slams the door shut.

"Until I find Mammon, I'm going to punish you."

I immediately stop laughing, but I start hicupping instead. "U-Uh, that's a little *hicc* unfair."

He shrugs. "I gotta do what I gotta do. Normally I wouldn't ask for help, but I need help finishing all this paperwork."

I look at the ginormous pile of work sitting on his desk. I look back at him. He's exhausted. When's the last time he got a good rest? Or had a good laugh? "I tell you *hicc* what. You go down to the mall or something and relax. Take your mind off work."

"I can't leave you to do all this work. You don't know how-"

"It's eeeeeeassssssyyyyyy! I just gotta... seperate these into piles and number those ones, then I gotta put the right dates on these ones, and I have to highlight the grades that stand out on those ones... *hicc* I got it. It's fine!"

Lucifer smiles. "Since you're offering, I may as well take that offer. I'm going to wash my face and I shall go." He starts to head into his bathroom and I stare after him in disbelief.

"Wait you're actually leaving me to do this work?"

2 hours later

"53... highlight. 85... no highlight. 12?! Definite highlight!" I rest my head on the paperwork. "Ughhh... on the brightside, my hiccups are gone." I reach over to check my D.D.D but then I quickly pull my hand back. I said I wasn't gonna get distracted. Suddenly, the door bursts open. I look up. Lucifer's standing there, but there's something very different about his demeanour. His coat that's usually held on his shoulders is now slung over his back. His usual neat and tidy vest is unbuttoned and wrinkled. His raven black hair is messy. He really unwinded.

"Hey, you're back! I only got through these three piles. I'm sorry-"

"Ssh ssh. C'mere." He says.

"Please don't hurt me." I say as I cautiously approach him. He uses his foot to close the door then he grabs me and slams me against the door.

"Ow, Lucifer! That hurt my back." I whine.

"Mmm..." He hums, "I love hearing you whine."

I stare at him. "When have I ever whined besides then...?"

"Listen," He says, words slurred, "I'm in charge, okay? I'm always in charge."

Can't focus on me. Messy attire. Words slurred. "Lucifer, are you drunk?"

"What's drunk?" He slurs.

"Walk in a straight line."

Instead, he pushes his hips against mine. He raises his lips to mine. "I've got you now, Y/N~" He kisses me. Powerful, passionate and lust-filled. He pins my wrist to the door while his mouth guides mine. I let out a moan as his tongue forces its way into my mouth.

I push him back with my hips, and he removes his lips from mine. A thin string of saliva bridges our mouths. He grins. "I like it when your hips do that."

He tries to kiss me again but I turn my head. "No, Lucifer! You're drunk."

"But I want this~ I know you do too."

"Are you becoming Asmo-"

He grip on my wrist tightens. "Don't mention my brothers. Are you trying to ruin the mood? I'm not that drunk, Y/N. I know fully well what I'm doing."

"...really?"

"Mhm..." He licks his lips.

I wrap my legs around him. "Alright then." I smile.

He holds my back, reattatching our lips. We collapse onto his bed, him on top. He pulls away and his eyes scan my body. "You're beautiful." He murmurs. He dives for my neck, biting and sucking.

I moan, urging him to carry on. Eventually, his hands hold my wrists against the bed.

"Let's have even more fun, shall we, Y/N?"

~~~~~

eeeeee im not going any further than that

im sorry if this disappointed you, im not an expert in that area 👀

i hope you're all staying healthy and safe. good day!