Smuts (ft. Female Artists I Wanna Make Babies With 🥺💦)

Strip UNO (OT4)

*Happy birthday to these fine ass goddesses... I wanna swallow they kids😊

** Leighade/Pesy

Leigh-Anne

"Ok, the rules are simple: if you're skipped or given extra cards, you take something off. The first one completely nude is eliminated and then we start over until one of us still has something on."

"Yeah, that sounds simple enough," Perrie says then Jade chuckles. "I already have on the most layers, so I'm definitely gonna win." Jesy rolls her eyes, "But you're shit at UNO. You'd lose if you played by yourself."

Her jaw drops in offense and I couldn't help, but giggle. Jade looks my way, "Am I that bad?" I smile fondly and wrap an arm around her. "Stick to your sudoku puzzles, baba." She flips me off and I wink at her.

"Can we start?" Jesy asks while taking out a fresh pack of UNO cards.

We all take a seat at her dining room table with drinks in our hands and a bit of alcohol already in our systems. The order went Jesy then me, with Jade and Perrie across from us.

Jesy starts shuffling the cards then handed them out to us.

When Jade looked down at hers, a slow smile stretches across her face. "Again, I'm definitely gonna win." I take a look at mine, and all I knew was I was doomed.

But I keep a straight face.

"Who's going first?" I asked. "I'll go, then you. We can do it that way?" I nod at Jesy's suggestion. She goes into the deck and plucks a Draw 4, much to my dismay. "Pissin' hell," I mumble before drawing four cards.

I look over at Jade, who was peeking at me over her cards when I took off my jacket. "I hope you lose," the Geordie says and I glare at her. "Only to see you naked," she shrugs and my eyes widen.

Now, her and I aren't technically together since I have Andre, but we do have a little fun here and there. Pez and Jes are the same way, though unlike with us, they'd let Alex join in on their fun.

"I bet you do," I say to her and she flashes me a smile. One that can get her in trouble.

———

It was down to me and Jade now.

The first to lose was Jesy, which she was a good sport about. Mainly because she wanted to tease Perrie, like I'm doing with Jade. Only, after Perrie lost, Jesy grabbed her and took her upstairs.

Jade and I were both down to our knickers and we were both down to our last two cards.

"You're not winnin' this, Lee-Lee."

"Oh, but I just might, Jadey."

"I think not," she smirks then licks her plump lips. I become entranced for a moment before glaring at her. "We'll see. Your turn."

Her devious smirk grew as she placed the card down.

"Fuck," I mutter. "Draw two... UNO," she says, biting her lip as I stand from my spot. Instead of going to take off my last article of clothing, I mimic her smirk and picked up my card. I set it down on the stack, wiping that smug look right off of her face.

"Shite," she curses in defeat. I chuckle, "Draw six... UNO," I parrot her while sitting back down. She sighs then stands up from her seat.

She starts to hook her fingers at the waistband, but stopped. "Wanna take them off of me, baby?" She asked in a sickly sweet voice.

My eyes widened at her proposition before I slowly nod. She saunters over to me and stood next to me. She treads her hand through my hair a few times, silently telling me to continue.