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The Doctor had decided that after Amy's attempt to copulate with him that they needed to get Rory on board the TARDIS, to remind Amy that she was getting married. Wendy was currently standing outside of the pub where Rory's stag was taking place, she held up her ID to the doorman and said "Look here. It says I'm 18 and I know Rory. I need to get him because Amy, his fiance and my sister, is ill." The doorman looked at her and said "Really?" Wendy sighed and said "Yes really. Why would I lie?"
"Let her in, she isn't lying about her age or knowing Rory." A male voice was heard. Wendy looked into the entrance and saw Jeff, "OK then." The doorman said as he moved aside to let Wendy inside of the pub, "Thanks for that. I should go and get Rory." Wendy said as she starting walking, but Jeff said "Stop. It's nice to see you again. Err do you wanna..." He started to ask but then chanting was heard and Wendy ran into the bar, mainly to stop Rory from seeing a female dancer, but she was just in time to see the Doctor burst out of a cake. "Seriously. You said I should come and get Rory." Wendy said to the man, "Did I? Oh well, never miss an opportunity to burst out of a cake. Rory! That's a relief. I though I'd burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl outside in a bikini. Could someone let her in, give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. (Diabetic.)" The Doctor said, whispering the last part.
"Yes you did. You said 'Get Rory and bring him to your house.' That's what you said. And why would you want to burst out of a fake cake?" Wendy asked the man in an annoyed tone, but she was only ignored by the Time Lord. "Oh you should get your lady in line." A voice was heard. "I'm not his lady. And Rory will beat you up if you say anything like that again. Won't you Rory?" Wendy spoke back, Rory only nodded his head at her question and looked back at the Doctor.
"We'll talk about this later. Now, then. Rory. We need to talk about your fiance. She tried to kiss me." The Doctor said, as he said this everyone gasped. "He could've just said she was ill or horrifically deformed. And it probably would've sounded better." Wendy whispered to herself.
"Tell you what, though. You're a lucky man - she's a great kisser." The Time Lord added. Someone dropped a glass which made the Doctor realise that what he was saying was not making the situation any better. "Funny how you can something in your head and it sounds fine..."
"Yeah come on. You too Rory." Wendy said as she walked out of the pub, once the Doctor and Rory were also outside she said "How do you cope in those places? It was just alcohol and smoke, I need to shower, in bleach preferably."
"Don't shower in bleach." Rory told her.
"I wasn't actually going to do it." Wendy answered.
"Why were you so talkative in there?" The Doctor asked her as he started walking in the direction of Amy and Wendy's home. "Because I know the majority of people in there. I think when I was younger I threatened a few of them, but that was there fault they shouldn't have took my teddy." Wendy responded as she pushed Rory forward slightly so he realised he needed to follow the Doctor, the girl following behind them.
