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When Harley moves to New York for a year to intern for Tony Stark. He expects to be making coffee all day, not that he would fall for Tony's other intern.
When Peter finds out Mr Stark is hiring another intern he doesn'...
The video began with Spiderman in full suit sitting between Shuri and Scott. Some badly cut out neon stars littered the wall behind them.
"Hi-" Spiderman faulted "I need a cool intro now I'm a proper YouTuber"
"That's never gonna happen you're not cool" Shuri said
"Well you do one if you're so good at it"
Shuri turned to the camera "Welcome bitches!"
"Shuri you can't say that I'll get demonized"
"That's so rude I'm going to sue you"
"noooo I don't have any money that's why I need to not get demonized"
Scott interrupted "We're getting off topic-"
"YES. Today we are going to be talking about mankind's greatest invention Crocs"
"We're going to be trying on different crocs and reacting to the masterpiece"
"The first crocs are these beautiful pink, ugg crossovers"
"The crossover we've all been waiting for"
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Scott whistled softly "individual toe holes? I don't think much else could beat this"
"It's the 3 different shades for me" Shuri said "I can't deal with not matching."
"Wow really? That's my favourite part" Peter said while sliding the shoes onto his feet. He stood up and immediately fell over.
Everyone laughed at him. Embarrassed, Peter explained to the camera "we bought the shoes in really big sizes so that Scott can wear them because he has really big feet"
"I have slightly below average size feet" Scott complained.
I know this for a fact becuse I googled Paul Rudd's shoe size, I am now passing this sacred knowledge onto you.
Shuri laughted "Peter your feet are bigger then Scott's, those shoes should fit you perfectly.
I also know that this is true oof
Peter hastily changed the subject. "Anyway o to out next shoes, Harley can you pass them?" A pair of shoes was thrown into Peter's face. "... Thanks"
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"Now these, are beautiful"
"Dwayne the croc Johnson"
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Peter whiped an imaginary tear for his eye "I've never seen anything so perfect"
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"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
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"This is all I need in life"
"Now for our last croc" Peter said "We have these beautiful lightning McQueen croc with wheels in them"
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Scott put them them on and started wheeling around on them. "This is how everyone should get around"
"I agree" Shuri said while admiring the shoes.
"Now that's it for my first video" Peter said "please like, comment and subscribe. Thanks to Harley behind the camera"
Harley stuck his arm around so it was in the camera's view and waved.
"Thanks to Scott for being her, go subscribe to his YouTube channel. And Shuri was also here, don't subscribe to her"
Shuri was about to protest when the video ended.
~ I like haven'tproof read this so I might be very bad.
How do you wear crocs? Strap on the front or on the back? sports mode or relax mode?
