CREATE GROUPCHAT:
ADD: ALYSSA MF DAMARIS,
DRACO MALFOY, BLAISE ZABINI,
THEO DOORMAT, GRANDMA FINELY
CREATE GROUP WITH 6 PARTICIPANTS?
YES NO
NAME OF CHAT: HOGWARTS HOES
2:34 AM
HOGWARTS HOES
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
heyyyy... how y'all doing?
MAIN BITCH:
SHE ACTUALLY DID IT
WHAT'S UP MY BITCHES
SNOTTY:
yo what is this?
BITCH YESSSSS
ZAMBONI:
how do i leave?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i-
instant regret
FAKE BLONDE:
tf is this, viotto?
SMART ONE:
shut up, i'm trying to sleep
SNOTTY:
what's up finleyyyy my boyyyy
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
bitch thats MY boy wym 😋
also wow i didnt think mr. malfoy would actually respond
SMART ONE:
ayeee wsp nott
FAKE BLONDE:
does that mean i can leave?
this is a waste of my time
MAIN BITCH:
no
SMART ONE:
no
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
no
SNOTTY:
bro i don't think they want you to leave
😏
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
disgusting
MAIN BITCH:
ANYWAYS
will anyone do us the honour
of sending the Potions homework
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
and by anyone we specifically mean mr. draco malfoy :D
SMART ONE:
yikesss gl guys
ZAMBONI:
are my answers worthless wtf?
SNOTTY:
...
blaise u got a 42% on the last assignment
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
stfu finley
SMART ONE:
😔😔
ZAMBONI:
true
@draco send answers
SNOTTY:
yes pls
i didnt do it either 😳
FAKE BLONDE:
...
fuck you all
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
pleaseeee malfoy
c'mon would you say no to this
ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊
FAKE BLONDE:
...yes.
S(NOTT)Y:
omg what a bitch 😔
MAIN BITCH:
agreed 😔
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
shut up y'all
i don't want to get hunted by daddy malfoy 😭
ZAMBONI:
OKAY THAT ONE MADE ME LAUGH MAYBE I'LL STAY
SNOTTY:
LMFAO
MAIN BITCH:
IM WHEEZINGGG
FAKE BLONDE:
my father WILL hear about this, viotto
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
oh no not daddy malfoy 🙈
i'm kidding pls don't sell my soul to mr. voldy
i have a family pls sir
MAIN BITCH:
STFU WE'RE GONNA GET KICKED OUT
IF I LAUGH AGAIN
FAKE BLONDE:
-_-
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
anywayssss
malfoy pls
FAKE BLONDE:
you insult me and still expect answers?
wtf?! 😭
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
IT WAS A JOKE PLSSS
because i have no fucking clue how to flirt
[MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED!]
FAKE BLONDE:
..
no
SNOTTY:
he's lying he's getting his bag
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
WAIT REALLY?
MAIN BITCH:
DEADASS?
SNOTTY:
YEAH
shit, i didnt think it would actually work, mauve
MAIN BITCH:
tbh me too
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
^
FAKE BLONDE:
ah the power i hold rn 😌
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
:((((((
heeey you don't hate us right? 😙
MAIN BITCH:
look at that cutie
can't say no to that, can you?
FAKE BLONDE:
well i could
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
:((((((
FAKE BLONDE:
but frankly,
it's almost 3 in the morning
and i'm fucking tired.
so here,
[ONE IMAGE ATTACHEMENT]
MAIN BITCH:
FUCK YEAH THANK YOU
SNOTTY:
ayeee thanks draco 😘
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
tf??
theo rly let lyss and i do all the convincing and
popped back in when the answers came 😭
SNOTTY:
shhhh
we don't talk about that ✨
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
anyways thanks malfoy, i owe u one
FAKE BLONDE:
wtv
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HOGWARTS' HOES, draco malfoy ✓
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