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5:39 PM
HOGWARTS HOES

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
hey gang
send nudes
notes*

SNOTTY:
bitch-
we ain't your crush

MAIN BITCH:
😳😳

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LMAO stfu it was autocorrect
anyways
potions notes? 👉👈

ZAMBONI:
maybe you should ask ur crush for nudes
notes*

SNOTTY:
LMFAO

SMART ONE:
i'm screenshotting that LOL

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
that's what i'm fucking trying to do
[MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED!]
stopppp
i could but i'd rather ask you guys

SMART ONE:
mhm

SNOTTY:
y'all smell that?
i smell ✨cap✨

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
fin, theo.
🤨

FAKE BLONDE:
i don't have notes

MAIN BITCH:
tf?
how do you not have notes?

FAKE BLONDE:
bc snape loves me 😙✌️

ZAMBONI:
i have notes!

MAIN BITCH:
...

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
...

SNOTTY:
...
bitch we don't want your notes

ZAMBONI:
i hate it here

FAKE BLONDE:
you'll get used to it

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
ugh y'all are useless
i'll find someone useful 😔

ZAMBONI:
ask ur crush

FAKE BLONDE:
unless he's not smart?
don't tell me you like a tosser

SNOTTY:
i'm so entertained

MAIN BITCH:
mhm

SMART ONE:
@theo see?
it's so fun being in the know

ZAMBONI:
yeah yeah
rub salt in the wound why don't you

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i did ask him, no help either
he's smart, but yea he's a tosser

SNOTTY:
LOL
she's not lying
he's an absolute twat

MAIN BITCH:
DKM

SNOTTY:
cant even tell u why she likes him
i don't see it 🥴

SMART ONE:
damn ok
pop off theo

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
THEO LMAO
shut it

FAKE BLONDE:
why do you like him then?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
he's not as bad as theo's describing
he's a good person & he's smart
& maybe a little cute too :")

MAIN BITCH:
damn
bold girl today

ZAMBONI:
what house?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL does that really matter?

FAKE BLONDE:
well it could help?
we're trying to figure this out smh
since you won't tell me 😔

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL
i'm not saying
i already said you know them

FAKE BLONDE:
but how well do we know them?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
um
pretty well

ZAMBONI:
hmmm

KNOCKOFF PURPEL:
now if you'll excuse me,
i'm heading to the library.
since none of you twats have notes

SNOTTY:
ok miss hErMioNe

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