12:30 PM
HOGWARTS HOES
ZAMBONI:
y'all i'm just gon say it,
anyone else notice how mauve and potter
have been buddy buddy recently?
MAIN BITCH:
yeah
i don't mind, he seems chill
not as bad as i thought
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
he's actually pretty cool guys lmao
SNOTTY:
oh damnn
SMART ONE:
well he's in my house so
i've been knew aye
ZAMBONI:
idk i don't get what's so good about him
FAKE BLONDE:
let me guess,
studying again?
MAIN BITCH:
THE TONE IS BACK
I REPEAT, THE TONE IS BACK
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well no, we hang out for fun sometimes
draco, he's not that bad
SNOTTY:
how did you even start talking?
FAKE BLONDE:
not that bad my ass
ZAMBONI:
merlin
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i was looking for fin in their
common room and he was there
SNOTTY:
why do we use "merlin" like that?
like "salazar" too
why do we do that?
SMART ONE:
theo what 😭
FAKE BLONDE:
why were you in their common room?
you're not even supposed to be in there
SNOTTY:
it's a valid question!
MAIN BITCH:
it actually is a valid question.
we say it so casually
ZAMBONI:
yeah because it's natural to us
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
you were in the ravenclaw common room.
plus when do you ever follow the rules?
SMART ONE:
oh damn-
SNOTTY:
but WHY is it natural to us?
MAIN BITCH:
bold move there mama
ZAMBONI:
theo wtf
FAKE BLONDE:
that's different and you know it
SMART ONE:
i don't even know what's happening
SNOTTY:
I JUST NEED ANSWERS
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
literally how is it different?
MAIN BITCH:
theo why don't you look in the library for answers?
SNOTTY:
bitch why would i read for fun?
SMART ONE:
well if you're curious-
FAKE BLONDE:
it just is
theo, i didn't know you could read
SNOTTY:
stfu draco go back to your convo
YOU ARE READING
HOGWARTS' HOES, draco malfoy ✓
Fanfictiontexting!au | completed ✓ a texting groupchat with three slytherins, one ravenclaw, one hufflepuff, and one gryffindor. not too many details and i don't follow a specific year. it's more of just the characters and the school but it still has the gene...
