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HOGWARTS HOES

SMART ONE:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEE

ZAMBONI:
happy christmas you tossers

SNOTTY:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
happy christmas guys!! <3

FAKE BLONDE:
happy christmas

MAIN BITCH:
ayeeee happy christmas everyoneee

SNOTTY:
open your presents!
i hope y'all like what i got you 🥺

MAIN BITCH:
oh let's go in order then
everyone open theo's gift first

SNOTTY:
ahhhh my anxiety 🙈

ZAMBONI:
ahh dude this is sick!
thanks fucker

FAKE BLONDE:
this is nice
i'm glad it's not another joke gift
from the weasleys shop

ZAMBONI:
lmao yeah remember when he gave you a ferret?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL
but theo UGH 🥺🥺
i literally hate you

FAKE BLONDE:
stfu we don't talk about that

SMART ONE:
thanks theo!
i'm gonna hang the painting in my room

SNOTTY:
do you like it? @mauve 🥺

ZAMBONI:
fuck i got him a painting too

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
I LOVE IT 😭
it's so prettyyyy. i'm never taking it off
thank youuu!

FAKE BLONDE:
shit same

MAIN BITCH:
AWE THEO
THIS IS SO CUTE TY

SNOTTY:
😌😌

SMART ONE:
fuck theo what did you get them?
my gift is gonna look so lame now 😭

SNOTTY:
that's a secret i'll never tell
you know you hate me,
xoxo,
theo

SMART ONE:
who goes next?

SNOTTY:
oh lemme pick!
blaise you go

ZAMBONI:
aight
well i got the girls this charm thing
mauve got a bird because she's always
watching the sky like a weirdo.
and alyssa got a feather because it reminded me of
the one time she was dumb and asked for a quill at 6AM.

SMART ONE:
LMAO

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
blaise, it's so cute
thank you!!!

MAIN BITCH:
i can't believe i'm going to say this,
but it's actually beautiful.
thank you, blaise

ZAMBONI:
yeah yeah whatever

SNOTTY:
anyone else catch that first name use?

SMART ONE:
mhm

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