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11:23 PM
HOGWARTS HOES:

SNOTTY:
is anyone awake i'm bored

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
why does that sound like a late night text 😳

SNOTTY:
bitch stfu
not all of us want to be railed 24/7

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
if you knew who it was yeah you would

MAIN BITCH:
she's BOLD bold today

SMART ONE:
frrrr

SNOTTY:
oh—

FAKE BLONDE:
i am ✨uncomfortable✨

SMART ONE:
ironic

SNOTTY:
anyways
what's everyone up to?

ZAMBONI:
i'm trying to sleep shut the fuck up

MAIN BITCH:
those are some harsh words, zabini

ZAMBONI:
ur only saying that bc ur a fucking hufflepuff

SNOTTY:
oh shiii
where's the popcorn

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
tea

SMART ONE:
this should be interesting

MAIN BITCH:
yeah sure blame it on being a hufflepuff
i should've expected that from a slytherin

SNOTTY:
oh-

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
ooh-

FAKE BLONDE:
heyyyy 😔

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL DRACO

ZAMBONI:
BITCH TF YOU MEAN?
at least we actually have a good quidditch team

SNOTTY:
oh damn he went there

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
that's only cause flint is scary as hell
and draco carries the team

FAKE BLONDE:
thank you 🥰🥰

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
to the infirmary

SNOTTY:
LMAO

FAKE BLONDE:
oh.

MAIN BITCH:
fuck you, zabini

ZAMBONI:
oh wow what a comeback
i didn't know hufflepuffs knew those words

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL draco i'm kidding
you're actually a sick seeker dw

FAKE BLONDE:
well yeah obv
i knew that already 🙈

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i'm-

SMART ONE:
WAIT I CANT KEEP UP
WHAT TF IS HAPPENING

SNOTTY:
I KNOW RIGHT
LIKE THE TENSION AND THE FLIRTING I CANT

FAKE BLONDE:
???
i don't think their fight is that bad

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
yeah have you seen alyssa and pansy during third year?
this is nothing compared to that

SNOTTY:
oh we meant between you guys

FAKE BLONDE:
wtf?!
we have no tension

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
^^ yeah
and i don't think blaise and alyssa were necessarily flirting

SNOTTY:
no we meant-

SMART ONE:
fucking dumbasses
anyways-
where are the two now?

FAKE BLONDE:
blaise is dead asleep

SNOTTY:
bitch stop acting like you didn't knock him out purposely with a spell

SMART ONE:
DEADDDD

FAKE BLONDE:
🙈🙈

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
lyss is at my door so imma 🏃‍♀️💨
gn y'all

SMART ONE:
night

SNOTTY:
good nightyyy :D

FAKE BLONDE:
gn mauve :)

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