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3:31 PM
HOGWARTS HOES

SNOTTY:
last class before christmas break just finished 🥺

ZAMBONI:
don't get fucking mushy rn theo

SNOTTY:
well that's too late!
i'm glad we're all friends
and i'm thankful for you motherfuckers

FAKE BLONDE:
you're such a tosser theo

SMART ONE:
awwww guys don't be mean
i'm thankful for u too theo!

SNOTTY:
not u though

MAIN BITCH:
LMAO WHAT

ZAMBONI:
sheesh. that's harsh

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
😭😭

SMART ONE:
:(((((((((

SNOTTY:
LOL i'm kidding
i only stan fin 😌

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
hey what about me?

SNOTTY:
i'll stan u once u confess to ur crush

MAIN BITCH:
I CHOKED

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
nvm

ZAMBONI:
LOL
@mauve are u ever gonna tell us
it's been so longgg

FAKE BLONDE:
^^
i'm starting to believe he's imaginary

MAIN BITCH:
LMFAO
he's real

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
I WILL I PROMISE
eventually

SNOTTY:
are you sure he's real?
kind of fake to me

SMART ONE:
damn ok theo

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
he is real
maybe not his hair tho 🤭

MAIN BITCH:
BOLD BOLD BOLD
once they know it's over

SNOTTY:
WHERES THE LIE LMFAO

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i know 😔

ZAMBONI:
@mauve i have a proposal

SMART ONE:
a proposal? 😳

SNOTTY:
bro she likes someone already, chill 😳

ZAMBONI:
stfu not that kind dumbass
how about u tell me and draco who u like
as our christmas present?

MAIN BITCH:
what type of proposal-

SMART ONE:
she's not gonna take it

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
nope
nice attempt though, 10/10

FAKE BLONDE:
woah woah woah hold on a minute
don't we get a chance to make a compromise?

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