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11:39 AM
HOGWARTS HOES

SNOTTY:
we lost another one

MAIN BITCH:
huh
wdym??

ZAMBONI:
we can't find draco anywhere
he wasn't in last class either

SNOTTY:
we're dropping like flies 😳

MAIN BITCH:
oh shit-

SMART ONE:
oh c'mon
please tell me you guys aren't that daft

SNOTTY:
wh-
boy who are you calling DAFT

SMART ONE:
all of y'all
if we couldn't fine mauve this morning
we tell draco and big bam...

ZAMBONI:
and now draco's gone..

MAIN BITCH:
HOLY SHIT
well damnnn, get that d 🙈

SNOTTY:
JAILLLLL

ZAMBONI:
pls tell me they're not in our dorms theo

SNOTTY:
bitch-
if they were in our dorms, don't you think i would have seen them????

ZAMBONI:
oh true

SMART ONE:
this is why we don't ask for YOUR homework

ZAMBONI:
🙄🙄
fuck u

MAIN BITCH:
they're in the ravenclaw common room

SNOTTY:
how do you know???

MAIN BITCH:
[ONE IMAGE ATTACHMENT!]

SNOTTY:
AWWWW
THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE

MAIN BITCH:
RIGHTTT

ZAMBONI:
cant lie, it actually is
never seen draco so ✨soft✨

SNOTTY:
he's gonna beat you up when he reads that

ZAMBONI:
i know

SMART ONE:
WAIT ITS STILL DOWNLOADING FOR ME
I WANT TO SEE TOO 😭😭

SNOTTY:
LMAOOO

ZAMBONI:
did it download yet?

SMART ONE:
no :(

ZAMBONI:
it's basically them cuddling on the couch

SMART ONE:
from what i'm imagining,
AWWW

MAIN BITCH:
i'm just gonna leave
don't want to disturb them.
when y'all read this later, i hope you used protection

SMART ONE:
HEIANSISNAK

ZAMBONI:
you and theo are both dead when they open this chat

SNOTTY:
we know ✨

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