7:32 PM
HOGWARTS HOES
SNOTTY:
are y'all going to the quidditch game tomorrow?
MAIN BITCH:
oh shit-
that's tmr?
SNOTTY:
yeahh
are you lot going?
FAKE BLONDE:
obviously
SNOTTY:
i wasnt asking YOU, malfoy 🙄
FAKE BLONDE:
bitch-
MAIN BITCH:
who's playing?
ZAMBONI:
well obviously it's slytherin
MAIN BITCH:
stfu 😭
i meant slytherin and which other house
FAKE BLONDE:
it's slytherin & ravenclaw
SMART ONE:
ooooh
i'm going
MAIN BITCH:
@mauve are you going?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well i kind of have to lol
cho is fucking scary on game days
MAIN BITCH:
LOL true
FAKE BLONDE:
mauve your team is about to get destroyed
😙✌️
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i-
SNOTTY:
LOLL
SMART ONE:
better hide that from cho
or else draco might visit madame pomfrey again
ZAMBONI:
damn he called u out
FAKE BLONDE:
einar watch out
once we're against gryffindor it's over
SMART ONE:
hahahahahaitakeitbackhahaha
i'm just a keeper pls
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL FIN
SNOTTY:
draco can u pls tell pansy to move
she's literally on your lap,
i'm trying to fucking EAT
MAIN BITCH:
😳
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
👁👄👁
ZAMBONI:
i second that
FAKE BLONDE:
you don't think i TRIED THAT ALREADY
i'm fucking uncomfortable
SMART ONE:
gross i have a straight view too
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
same
i'm just glad they're not facing me
SMART ONE:
as you should
MAIN BITCH:
i have an idea
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
oh no-
SMART ONE:
and she's up
stomping over
SNOTTY:
wait shut up
i'm gonna record this
i feel like i'd want to remember this
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
that's a good idea
send it to me after
SMART ONE:
wait i'd like it too pls
ZAMBONI:
LMFAO
shit i didn't think she had the guts
SMART ONE:
DJKAAN
SHE DID WHAT EVERYONE WANTED ANYWAYS
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
THAT'S MY MF BESTFRIEND
FUCK YEAH
SNOTTY:
THE WAY ALL THE PROFS SAW AND
DIDNT SAY ANYTHING IS SENDING MEEEE
SMART ONE:
THEO PLS TELL ME YOU CAUGHT THAT
SNOTTY:
I DID
[ONE VIDEO ATTACHMENT]
ZAMBONI:
draco's face omg
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
HAHAHAHAHHA
MAIN BITCH:
see? problem solved
wasn't that a good idea
SMART ONE:
LOL yes lyss
pop off
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i will admit it was one of your better ideas
MAIN BITCH:
why thank you 🥰
FAKE BLONDE:
i-
i cannot believe that happened
but thanks
SNOTTY:
pansy looks so angry LOL
watch out lyss
MAIN BITCH:
oh no! i'm shaking in my boots!
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i'd like to see her try and hurt lyss
got my wand out ready and everything
FAKE BLONDE:
no
SMART ONE:
aw why nottt
ZAMBONI:
ur boring
SNOTTY:
we know mauve would win anyways
FAKE BLONDE:
she could get hurt tho
or in trouble
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
is draco showing..
concern? 🥺
FAKE BLONDE:
stfu you're my friend you know that
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
yea
right
just a friend ..
[MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED!]
SNOTTY:
aww
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i gtg
lyss can you come with me?
MAIN BITCH:
ofc
SNOTTY:
what're y'all doing?
why can't we come? 🥺
SMART ONE:
you're so dumb theo
reread
FAKE BLONDE:
why are these messages so cryptic
ZAMBONI:
i think that's the point bro
SNOTTY:
hmm
YOU ARE READING
HOGWARTS' HOES, draco malfoy ✓
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