8:20 PM
HOGWARTS HOES
FAKE BLONDE:
@mauve why are you with potter?
MAIN BITCH:
oop-
ZAMBONI:
eh i would say he's more that just a twat
FAKE BLONDE:
don't tell me you like saint potter?
SNOTTY:
wh
what's happening
FAKE BLONDE:
they're in the library alone together!
all cozying up at the table smh
MAIN BITCH:
@theo @finley
you're reading this too right? 😭
SNOTTY:
mhm
SMART ONE:
i literally have no words
FAKE BLONDE:
well am i right??
@mauve get over here
check your phone @mauve
@mauve
@mauve
MAIN BITCH:
i'm crying lmfaooo
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
tf
why are y'all blowing up my phone
FAKE BLONDE:
why are you sitting so close to potter?
you like him don't you?
he's a fucking twat
of course you like saint potter
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
wha-
how much did i miss wtf?
why do you think i like potter? 😭
i feel like i missed an episode and idk wtf is going on
SMART ONE:
LMAO SAME
MAIN BITCH:
eh
this is my only form of entertainment
ZAMBONI:
to be honest, me too
FAKE BLONDE:
wdym why?
you guys are like pressed up against each other
as if there's a whole ass crowd but there's not
SNOTTY:
merlin, the iQ levels in this chat
are plummeting
SMART ONE:
i second that
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
because he's helping me with potions??
i was alone and he offered to help
FAKE BLONDE:
he's not even good at potions
MAIN BITCH:
damn ok
drag him sis
SMART ONE:
heyyy he's not that bad
FAKE BLONDE:
einar shut ur trap
SMART ONE:
:(((
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
chill i don't like him
i'm just here so he can help me
i didn't even plan to meet him
we just were both there at the same time
FAKE BLONDE:
well scoot tf away
why are y'all sitting so close then?
SNOTTY:
i'm dyingggg
my head hurts at this stupidity
MAIN BITCH:
honestly me too
ZAMBONI:
i don't even know wtf is happening
so does she like him or not???
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i do not
and draco, i can't have him teach me if
i'm all the way across the table
FAKE BLONDE:
yes u can
MAIN BITCH:
i-
SMART ONE:
how long do you reckon this will go on for
SNOTTY:
idk tbh
they're both fucking stubborn
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
@ me next time
SNOTTY:
@draco @mauve you're both fucking stubborn
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
oh-
MAIN BITCH:
LOL
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i gtg
harry thinks i'm not listening
and i wasn't but that's not the point
SMART ONE:
oh good it's over
FAKE BLONDE:
oh no you don't
SMART ONE:
or not
FAKE BLONDE:
@mauve come here
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i- draco i'm in the middle of something
FAKE BLONDE:
i know
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
huh
MAIN BITCH:
idk where this is going
SNOTTY:
just wait
i have a gut feeling
ZAMBONI:
i'm still confused but whatever
FAKE BLONDE:
come here and i'll teach you potions
instead of potter
SNOTTY:
aha
call me a psychic because my gut
is never wrong!
ZAMBONI:
no, theo
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
wh-
but i can't just stand up and leave
FAKE BLONDE:
yes you can
c'mon i have a higher mark anyways
SNOTTY:
subtle flex but ok
ZAMBONI:
^^^ i literally have a solid 51% in that class
MAIN BITCH:
at least you're passing
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
why can't i just stay with potter?
why does that bother you anyways?
ZAMBONI:
barely
SMART ONE:
oh shit
SNOTTY:
oh shit indeed
FAKE BLONDE:
tf? it doesn't bother me
MAIN BITCH:
sure, jan
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
okay then i'll just stay here??
wtf is the problem? 😭
ZAMBONI:
holy shit y'all are fucking stubborn
SNOTTY:
SEE?
I TOLD U SO
FAKE BLONDE:
stfu theo
mauve pls can you just come here
i don't like him and i don't like u with him
is that a good enough explanation?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
no
but i guess it'll do
MAIN BITCH:
damn the tension in here
i'm fucking sweating
SNOTTY:
FOR REAL
SMART ONE:
me too
FAKE BLONDE:
for the last time,
there's no tension
we're not mad at each other
SNOTTY:
oh hunny
not that type of tension
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