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4:17 PM
HOGWARTS HOES

SNOTTY:
yooo anyone wanna hang rn?
i'm going to hogsmeade to buy
last minute christmas gifts

MAIN BITCH:
i'm done my christmas shopping 😌

SMART ONE:
how-
but it's literally the first of december?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
she gets a little too excited for christmas
it's a problem

MAIN BITCH:
stfu before i return your gift

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL
i'm kidding you know ily 😙

ZAMBONI:
i have to head to snape's office
it's probably about potions so

SMART ONE:
yikess rip

MAIN BITCH:
rip soldier

SNOTTY:
@mauve you wanna come?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i would but i'm in charge of decorating
my common room with luna

ZAMBONI:
you mean loony luna?

SNOTTY:
man i don't want to go aloneeeee

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
stfu she's actually really nice 🥺

SNOTTY:
@draco come with me pls bb

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
bb-

FAKE BLONDE:
i'm not your baby, bitch
why would i go with you?

SNOTTY:
idk? maybe to buy presents?
and yeah you're always my bb 🥰

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL

SMART ONE:
h
he
hey mauve.. i think theo might
😳

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
shut-

FAKE BLONDE:
yeah but for who?

ZAMBONI:
...

SNOTTY:
for us maybe? 🥺
FOR ME BITCH

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
for us? 🥺👉👈

MAIN BITCH:
LMFAO

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i'm kidding
you guys don't need to get me anything :)

SNOTTY:
stfu i'm already planning urs

MAIN BITCH:
ur dumb if u think i'm not getting u a gift

SMART ONE:
^^!!

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
you don't need to ahhh 🥺

FAKE BLONDE:
when?

SNOTTY:
when what?

ZAMBONI:
theo you're actually dumb 😭

MAIN BITCH:
👁👄👁

SNOTTY:
stfu at least i'm passing potions

SMART ONE:
😳😳😳

ZAMBONI:
bitch-

FAKE BLONDE:
when are you going bro

SNOTTY:
OH
well i'm walking back to the dorms rn
so maybe in like 10 minutes?

FAKE BLONDE:
ok

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