6:34 PM
HOGWARTS HOES
MAIN BITCH:
y'all am i glitching or does dean kind of look cute today?
SMART ONE:
she rlly said glitching-
SNOTTY:
dean like
dean thomas?
ZAMBONI:
he looks cute everyday 😌
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
^ tbh yeah
FAKE BLONDE:
tf
is this a dean fan club??
SNOTTY:
LOLL
MAIN BITCH:
stfu malfoy 😭
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
let her enjoy the scenery
SNOTTY:
enjoy the scene-
wait is it dean?
MAIN BITCH:
LOLL
FAKE BLONDE:
dean thomas?
you could do better, mauve
MAIN BITCH:
oh?
SNOTTY:
psh yeah right
like who? you?
FAKE BLONDE:
🤷♀️
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
uhm- anyways
no, it's not dean
ZAMBONI:
aw man
thought we cracked the case there
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i'd hit it for free tho
iykyk 😌
MAIN BITCH:
LMAO MOOD
ZAMBONI:
bitch-
lemme disinfect my ducking eyes
SMART ONE:
ducking-
SNOTTY:
but you wouldn't let him rail you? 😳
ZAMBONI:
finley i will hex you
SMART ONE:
no you won't
ZAMBONI:
no i won't
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well you see, my crush is top priority
but if all else fails i meaaan 🙈🙈
MAIN BITCH:
UH HUH GET THAT DICK
ZAMBONI:
LET ME WASH MY FUCKING EYES
SNOTTY:
HES ACTUALLY WASHING HIS EYES PLSSSS 😭
FAKE BLONDE:
tf is up with y'all and being railed
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
draco some of us have feelings
MAIN BITCH:
oh to be alive today
SMART ONE:
if only they knew 😋
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i-
shut up
SNOTTY:
will you ever tell me 🥺
ZAMBONI:
do you really think those eyes work?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
maybe theo
ZAMBONI:
oh-
i stand corrected
FAKE BLONDE:
what about me? 🥺
SNOTTY:
DID HE JUST-
MAIN BITCH:
WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE LMFAO
SMART ONE:
✨deceased✨
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
wait stfu that was fucking cute
[MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED!]
no 🙈
FAKE BLONDE:
wha-
SNOTTY:
oop-
MAIN BITCH:
oh hunny
ZAMBONI:
aha yikes
SMART ONE:
#ripdraco
FAKE BLONDE:
i thought we were friends now 🥺
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
we are!!
maybe i'll tell you one day
FAKE BLONDE:
🥺🥺
MAIN BITCH:
yo malfoy
imma tell you rn,
that emoji is changing nothing 😭
FAKE BLONDE:
what😃the😃fuck😃
but it worked for theo!
SNOTTY:
obv it worked for me
mauve loves me 😌
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
stan king theo for clear skin
SNOTTY:
see?
YOU ARE READING
HOGWARTS' HOES, draco malfoy ✓
Fanfictiontexting!au | completed ✓ a texting groupchat with three slytherins, one ravenclaw, one hufflepuff, and one gryffindor. not too many details and i don't follow a specific year. it's more of just the characters and the school but it still has the gene...
