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5:41 PM
ALYSSA MF DAMARIS

hii are we still going to
hogsmeade this weekend? <3

yesss!
also icb you actually made the gc
my girl is getting BOLD 

stfuuu omg
i'm not shooting my shot
i just needed answers 😌

LMAO
well i do appreciate the answers
even if i'm in a diff class but same teacher
but will you ever... yk.. shoot your shot?

ahhh idk
he's so intimidating 🙈

well he hasn't blocked u
that's a good sign

that's true
i'm thinking of getting him something
as a thank you for the answers

more like as a subtle way to shoot ur shot
but he's oblivious so dw
what are you planning on getting?

idk he's rich so he has everything
i'm still thinking
got any ideas?

bitch no
this is YOUR crush
how do you not have any ideas? 😭

NDCNAKA
he's my crush but i haven't had a proper
conversation with him since 2nd year

you'll figure it out dw
and in the meantime,
we have the groupchat for entertainment

that we do

7:03 PM

did-
did you see that too or am i tripping? 😳

holy shiii
she did NOT

but she DID

MAIN BITCH is typing...

HOGWARTS HOES:

SNOTTY:
IM DEADDD DID YALL SEE THAT

ZAMBONI:
today i am glad to be alive

SNOTTY:
I WANT DRACO'S REACTION
ENGRAVED ON MY STONE
BECAUSE IM FUCKING DEAD LMFAO

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LMAO I SAW

SMART ONE:
damn she really can't keep it in her..
pan(t)sy.

ZAMBONI:
nice pun, poorly executed.
i give it a solid 6/10

SMART ONE:
that's..
actually that's better than i expected
thanks king blaise 🙈

ZAMBONI:
wha-
king-

SNOTTY:
NDJSNSJS A
IM STILL LAUGHJNG

SMART ONE:
HE DID NOT JUST FALL 😭

ZAMBONI:
he didn't fall
draco pushed him off lol

SMART ONE:
DEADDD

[4 NEW MESSAGES FROM: MAIN BITCH]

bitchhh look at pansy's face rn
she looks so desperate LOL
literally begging him to rail her
in the middle of the hall

LMAOOO
i mean i don't blame her though

[4 NEW MESSAGE FROM: HOGWARTS HOES]

KNOCKOFF PURPLE is typing...

SMART ONE:
any table have chicken still?
fucking ron ate them all

FAKE BLONDE:
tf did you expect?
it's weasley

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i'd want to get railed by him too
my girl does have good taste 😋

MAIN BITCH:
YOU DUMBASS WRONG CHAT 😭
ABORT ABORT ABORT

SNOTTY:
WOAH WTF UMM-

SMART ONE:
MA'AM PLS THIS IS A WENDY's

ZAMBONI:
how to: unsee

FAKE BLONDE:
uh wtf?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
SHIT
um
my bad hahahaha pls ignore that

SNOTTY:
bitch wym ignore that????
TELL ME THE TEA
who's the guy 😳

MAIN BITCH:
the way i'm the only person who knows 😌

SMART ONE:
wait pm me @mauve
is it the guy you like

MAIN BITCH:
FINLEY

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
FINLEY WTFFFF 😭😭

SNOTTY:
YES EXPOSE HER ASS

ZAMBONI:
wait why do i kind of want to know too?

FAKE BLONDE:
tf is even happening?
oh viotto has a crush?
nice who is it?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
you're all crazyyyy if you think i'll tell you

SMART ONE:
aha! so it IS the same guy

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
fin if you don't stfu

SMART ONE:
i won't i gotchu
🤐

SNOTTY:
wait but i wanna know

FAKE BLONDE:
tbh i'm kind of curious too

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
...
i'm not telling u

SNOTTY:
why notttt?
wait
is it because we know him

MAIN BITCH:
this is not how i expected my friday night to go
but i ain't complaining

SMART ONE:
@alyssa the power we hold with this
information rn 😳

MAIN BITCH:
😌😌

ZAMBONI:
she didn't answer

SNOTTY:
so is that a yes? @mauve

FAKE BLONDE:
don't pressure her

SNOTTY:
but i wanna knowwwww
don't you wanna know too?

FAKE BLONDE:
obviously.
but if she doesn't want to tell us rn,
she doesn't have to

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
and i won't 😌
ty malfoy
but i will answer your question, yes you do. you all do.

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