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7:01 AM
HOGWARTS HOES

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
@alyssa do you have my earrings by any chance?
the one with the jewel in it

MAIN BITCH:
i don't think so, but i'll check

SMART ONE:
how is everyone doing this fine morning?

ZAMBONI:
shut the fuck up

SMART ONE:
i hate it here

FAKE BLONDE:
we all do

SNOTTY:
no u don't
don't lie

FAKE BLONDE:
theo stfu before i hex you rn

ZAMBONI:
he's actually getting his wand out
better run

SNOTTY:
wait i was kidding
spare me pls sir

MAIN BITCH:
@mauve i don't have it

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
ah shit
i must have lost them then

SMART ONE:
what did you lose?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
my diamond earrings :(

SNOTTY:
kim there are people dying

ZAMBINI:
...
theo is that a muggle reference

SNOTTY:
it might be

FAKE BLONDE:
ofc it is
theo's in love w muggle shit

SMART ONE:
aw but those were cute
the ones that luke gave you right?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
mhm
they were rly cute ngl 😔

SNOTTY:
woahwoahwoah
back up i'm confused again

FAKE BLONDE:
who's luke?

MAIN BITCH:
her ex
he was a cute one tho

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
fr
the one that got away type beat LOL

MAIN BITCH:
JDJANAJ

ZAMBINI:
what house?
i didn't know we had a luke at hogwarts

SMART ONE:
we don't

SNOTTY:
huh?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
he goes to durmstrang

SNOTTY:
ohhh shi

FAKE BLONDE:
how tf did you meet someone from drumstrang

ZAMBONI:
oh the triwizard tournament?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well no
i met him in second year

SNOTTY:
aw cute. 12 year old love
how'd you meet?

FAKE BLONDE:
bitch i don't want to hear this girly stuff

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