8:12 AM
HOGWARTS HOES
SNOTTY:
h hey..
it's been awhile and i miss u guys 👉👈
ZAMBONI:
i literally live with you
FAKE BLONDE:
^
SNOTTY:
stfu blaise
and draco, i barely even see u anymore
FAKE BLONDE:
sorry, pansy's been so fucking clingy
even though we're not a couple.
let me repeat,
we are NOT a couple.
MAIN BITCH:
😭😭😭
heyyy i missed y'all fumbasses
SMART ONE:
dumbasses*
at least spell it right
MAIN BITCH:
bitch-
try me i dare you
ZAMBONI:
you should not try her
learned that the hard way
SNOTTY:
ah, i missed this
MAIN BITCH:
sooo are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?
ZAMBONI:
😳
SMART ONE:
how have y'all been??
except draco i don't care
SNOTTY:
LMFAO
FAKE BLONDE:
BRO I LITERALLY SAID WE'RE
NOT A COUPLE
MAIN BITCH:
you sure act like it though
SMART ONE:
ain't that the truth
FAKE BLONDE:
wtf why is everyone turning on me?
SNOTTY:
draco they're just expressing anger
for their best friend.
let them vent it out
MAIN BITCH:
yeah you really hurt her you know
FAKE BLONDE:
yeah rub salt in the wound.
not like i knew that already
MAIN BITCH:
just making sure you understand that.
you're lucky they held me back
ZAMBONI:
fr i had to hide her wand for a week
MAIN BITCH:
THAT WAS YOU????
SMART ONE:
LMAO
ZAMBONI:
fuck
um.. no
FAKE BLONDE:
i just don't know why everyone's pissed at me
i said pansy and i aren't a couple,
and i don't even know what happened.
one minute i'm in bed with mauve,
the next she's storming out of the room
and i get threats from alyssa
ZAMBONI:
merlin hes daft
SNOTTY:
wait you know?
ZAMBONI:
mhm
SMART ONE:
welcome to the club
MAIN BITCH:
it's not that we're pissed at you,
but it's more of that you didn't see something.
we're pissed that you're DAFT
FAKE BLONDE:
wtfffff
how am i supposed to even control that
ZAMBONI:
bro i figured it out months ago,
and i'm failing potions
SNOTTY:
mhm
hope that offends you mate
FAKE BLONDE:
it does
SMART ONE:
well he better figure it out soon
it's happening today
SNOTTY:
TODAY?
HE SAID?
SMART ONE:
yeah at the courtyard i think
he asked to meet her there
FAKE BLONDE:
i'm confused
what's happening
SNOTTY:
wait
i'll uh
be right back
YOU ARE READING
HOGWARTS' HOES, draco malfoy ✓
Fanfictiontexting!au | completed ✓ a texting groupchat with three slytherins, one ravenclaw, one hufflepuff, and one gryffindor. not too many details and i don't follow a specific year. it's more of just the characters and the school but it still has the gene...
