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9:09 PM
HOGWARTS HOES

SNOTTY:
OKAY I'VE SPENT ALL DAY WAITING FOR
ONE OF YOU BITCHES TO SPILL THE TEA
BUT NONE OF Y'ALL DID

SMART ONE:
LMFAO
what's up?

FAKE BLONDE:
did someone shove something down
myrtle's toilet again?

ZAMBONI:
that's old news bro

SNOTTY:
nonono
not that
something... more interesting

MAIN BITCH:
blaise wasn't that you though?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
#exposed

ZAMBONI:
stfu
it might have been me

SMART ONE:
y'all shut up
i want to hear tea

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
me too
@theo take the floor

MAIN BITCH:
i wonder what happened

FAKE BLONDE:
lmao did potter get in trouble again?

ZAMBONI:
the golden trio lmfao

SNOTTY:
well no,
but i heard he asked out mauve?
is this true mauve?

MAIN BITCH:
oh shit

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i change my mind
i don't want to hear the tea

FAKE BLONDE:
are you fr

SNOTTY:
OH SO IT'S TRUE?

SMART ONE:
mhm
poor kid keeps asking about her whereabouts

MAIN BITCH:
😭

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
IS THAT WHY I KEEP BUMPING INTO HIM?

ZAMBONI:
well what did you say though?

FAKE BLONDE:
he must be mental if he thinks
mauve would date him

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
why would that be mental?

SMART ONE:
hey, he's actually a fair lad

SNOTTY:
eh i just wanted the tea
as long as he treats her right i guess

FAKE BLONDE:
woah woah woah
are we really supporting this?

MAIN BITCH:
why wouldn't we support her?
she's our FRIEND

ZAMBONI:
oop

FAKE BLONDE:
you know what i mean

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well i said no so don't get your panties in a twist

FAKE BLONDE:
see? he must be mental

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
but i won't guarantee i'll say no next time

ZAMBONI:
oh damn

SNOTTY:
GET IT GIRLLL

FAKE BLONDE:
how are you so sure he'll even ask again?

SMART ONE:
oh he will,
trust me he will

MAIN BITCH:
he's determined LMAO
tries to ask me about her all the time,
and i don't even talk to him

SMART ONE:
for real
i didn't even think he knew i existed before

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
draco, he's a nice guy

FAKE BLONDE:
well you deserve more than just a nice guy

SNOTTY:
where is the mf popcorn

SMART ONE:
i gotchu

ZAMBONI:
wait what happened to your crush?

FAKE BLONDE:
yeah, i thought you liked someone?
and last time i checked,
you said it wasn't saint potter

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
it's not harry.
and yeah i still have that crush but idk i think
i should move on because he doesn't seem interested

FAKE BLONDE:
that's dumb,
who wouldn't be interested in you

MAIN BITCH:
did i see that shit right?

SNOTTY:
👁👄👁

SMART ONE:
well..
we're all thinking it so i won't say it

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well he isn't, so

ZAMBONI:
how do you know for sure?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i just do, blaise.
and i'd like to be happy with someone so.
harry's nice to me, and he's interested
so maybe i'll give him a chance idk

ZAMBONI:
he is

SMART ONE:
huh?

SNOTTY:
smile and nod boys,
smile and nod

ZAMBONI:
@mauve he is interested in you






9:21 PM
BLAISE ZABINI

it's draco, isn't it?

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