I Can't decide //Oumasai//

Chapter 21

"I'm back!", Shuichi called out. Ah yes...the sweet voice of an angel with a very nice...Never mind...
"SHUMAI!", i said as I ran to him and gave his a hug. "I missed you!", I whined. "It was only 1 hour? But never mind that...I missed you too.", he said. He touched my nose "Boop.", he said. I laughed and hugged him once again. He hugged back and after a while we pulled away. "I'll go put my stuff away.", he said. I nodded and he went upstairs. I got my phone out and opened the messages app. Let's see what my chaotic but amazing friends have to offer.
              Hell's spawns
Nagito: So then i told him: "Let's grow old and die together. It would be fucking tragic but romantic." Hajimeme looked at me weirdly then he said "Yeah okay. That's weird but like Pigeon by Cavetown is gonna play for the end credits right?" Bam I fell more in love with this doofus.

That was so random but hell yeah. You go Nagito

Hajime: NO BUT IT BETTER PLAY OR IM GONNA RISE FROM THE DEAD AND YALL GONNA CATCH THESE FISTS
'Mage': Silence. You radiate clumsy ass energy
(Btw Angie's name got changed)
Bob Ross but better: JAJISOAPALXLA
Nagito: EVEN HIMIKO KNOWS, HAJIMEME SLKSOAOQO
Hajime: JUST CAUSE I BUMP INTO EVERY SINGLE POLE DOESNT MEAN IM CLUMSY QIQKQO
Sex Offender: THAT ONE NURSE GIRL IS QUACKING RN WIKSKS
Nagito: Mikan? KAKSOKALALAO
Weebo: STOP PLEASE IM EVAPORATINGGGG
(Insert Piano Joke here): ...Okay let me just....
Nagito has been changed to "Brutally Honest" Hajime has been changed to "Lord OJ"
Lord OJ: Orange juice Is good, like actually fight me if you think otherwise
Brutally Honest: boi stfu. You couldn't handle it when I called you a Oj slut cuz you went crying to your Sister Chiaki who was having a cuddle session with fucking Nanami.
For someone who has lots of talent to be such a crybaby??? Pardon me what 😀
(In this AU Chiaki and Hajime are siblings and Nanami is the epic cat)
Lord OJ: Nagito...you're SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE AISLLAOQSH
               JQKISOAPALXLANS
DrugDealer: MKSLSLAOAOZKALÑAKZ IM RECITING THE GETTYSBURG ADRESS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
No body, No court: NOT THE GETTYSBURG ADRESS WISKQLLALS
EVEN MAKI IS LAUGHING???
Bug Kid: Gonta confused?
dEgEnArAtE mAlEs: HWIAOAOZJS OKAY NAGITO AND KOKICHI ARE THE ONLY MALES I WILL LIKE
Brutally honest: 🥰 Why thank you, Tenko. Ugh what a queen 😩 👑
                                Periodt.
Starships were meant to fly: Kiibo and I are trying to have a date and we get so many notifications??? Uhhh Chile??
ToasterDude: :) It's fine don't worry Kaito.
SexOffender: YOU AND KIIBO??? DATE???? WHAT
No Body, No court: Well about damn time.
Hajimeme: Congrats B)
Brutally Honest: Don't ever use B) again. You've lost your privileges. I saw you cuddling Nanami the epik cat and wow you're cheating on me??? WITH A CAT??? 😤 Anyways Congrats Kiibo and Kaito. I wish you the best.
Lord OJ: Nagito-....SHE'S A CAT??? WIQKKAOSKWJAJS
Best Mom: So Im at target...and...well they recognize me. They have me on high security Good times
Brutally Honest: Whys that???
Weebo.: *sent the video*
Lord OJ: AFGHJKWJAKKA THE WAY HE WENT FLYING HQJAKKQLSKAKA IM WEAKKKK
Brutally Honest: damn right you are. But HOW??? HOW DID YOU GO NYOOOMMM JQWKQLLAA???????

NYOOOMMM AJQJKAKSKA
Brutally Honest: Tinker bell?? Dat you?
Weebo: TINKER BELLQ KAKALQLAPSKW ATOP PLEASE IM PHOTOSYNTHESIZINGGGG MAKQLLAPA
(Insert Piano Joke here): TINKER BELL??? WHAT?? I HAD DREAMS THAT I WAS A FAIRY??? BRUHHWVAALLALAA
DrugDealer: A FAIRYYYWBQKKQLALS
Lord OJ: IM- A WHAT.
Brutally honest: I normally roast people when they have weird ass dreams but...that one. That was beautiful???
(Insert Piano Joke here): I WAS FLYING OVER A PIANO WITH FLEA WALTZ PLAYING?? IT WAS FUCKING CINEMATIC WORTHY!
Brutally Honest: FLEA WALTZ PLEASE AIAJAKKAKAPkq
SexOffender: AFDJAKQKQ WHAT
Lord OJ: Blessed be, Lord hear our prayer, A-fucking-Men
dEgEnErAtE mAlEs: HAAJAJKQSO PRAY ALL YOU WANT SIR- THE LORD AINT GONNA SAVE YOU WHEN YOU MENTION DEGENERATES
Lord OJ: TENKO PLEASE. HAVE MERCY 😭😭😭 NAGITO IS ALRWASY MAD ANIDAKLA AND NOW YOU'RE AFTER ME PLEASE AIALALALA
Brutally Honest: Its the LALALA for me
Lord OJ: It's the hurting me for me
Brutally Honest: wait no- I'm sorry :<
Weebo: Fuck this is cute af-
Lord OJ: Cuddle session then get ready for Kokichi's sleepover??
Brutally Honest: Yes please :<
Weebo: Aren't y'all like in the same room???
Lord OJ: No he kicked me out of my own room 😃👍
DrugDealer: I mean- You cuddled a cat bro...I would sob if my S/O did that to me
Pot: Oh?
OH????? >:)
Anyways I'm going with Shumai now! Ttyl! I'll see you guys at the sleepover! BUH BYE
Brutally Honest: BYEEEEEEEEEE
Best Mom: They're onto me. I could feel it....I just sued target for selling outdated coffee. THEY'RE ONTO ME I STG ON MY FUCKING GIRL IN RED PRIVILEGES QKKQLQKSHW
dEgNeArAtE mAlEs: NOT THE GIRL IN RED PRIVILEGES QKKQLAJSHW ILL SHARE MY PRIVILEGES WITH YOU MY FELLOW LESBIAN-
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Shuichi came back downstairs "Alright I'm back. What do I help with?", he asked. "I'm moving the couches to the side and setting down big thick blankets.", I said. "I'll go grab the blankets.", he said. I nodded and he ran back up stairs. A knock was heard on the door. I walked to the door and opened it. "Mom!", I grinned. "Hello, Kokichi. I brought the stuff...", she greeted. "Great! Just put it in the kitchen please!", I said. She nodded and went to the kitchen to put all the stuff away for later. Shuichi came back downstairs with the blankets piling on his hands. He reached the second bottom step but...
With a wide eyes of fear he tripped and face planted on the floor with a loud thud and the blankets on the floor. I rushed up to to him really quick and helped him up. "Are you okay Shuichi? Are you hurt anywhere?", I asked urgently. "No- I'm okay.", he laughed bitterly. He bent back down and tied his shoelaces. "Stupid shoelace.", he grumbled. "Hey! Actually Never Mind...", I muttered. He seemed confused but shrugged it off. "Anyways Mom is here. She's in the Kitchen.", I said. He nodded and grabbed the blankets and put them on top of the couch. He ran to the kitchen and ran back here. "Bam. Greeted her.", he said. I smiled and grabbed the blankets. "Can you help me set them down?", I asked. "Yeah, sure.", he said. He took one corner and I took the other. Together we laid them down on the floor. "Okay! All done!", I grinned. "I'm going to use my phone to check on the group chat.", I said. He nodded "I'm gonna go use the shower...If that's alright.", he mumbled. "It's okay! You don't have to ask anymore! This is your house as well, Shuichi.", I frowned. "Thanks you for taking me in Kokichi. I really appreciate this.", he smiled. "It's okay. I have a lot of space so...It's better to put it to good use.", I shrugged. He smiled once again and left to go shower. I took out my phone and opened the app.
Hell's spawns
Ay yo what up
Brutally Honest: Oh Hi Kokichi!
SexOffender: Penis
(Insert Piano Joke here): Miu, No.
SexOffender: Yes ma'am
DrugDealer: oh? Hiiiiiiii
No body, No court: Hi.
dEgEnErAte mAlEs: Hello Nagito, Kokichi, and girls.
Lord OJ: I have risen. What up :)
Pot: Hello.
'Mage': Nyeh....Hi...
Bob Ross but better: NYAHAHAHHAHAHA Wassup
Weebo: Hi everyone
Bug Kid: Hello!!!
Can Headbutt you in the-: Hi.
No body, No court: Hey where's Shuichi?
Taking a showerrrrrrr
No body, No court: Ah, I see...
Why? :O you were going to take him away from me! >:(
No body, No court: No...why would I do that? I just wanted to ask him a small question. That's all.
HMMMMMMMM okay. I'll tell him once he's done.
Bob Ross but better: Hi welcome to chilles
Lord OJ: What would you like to *voice crack* order?
'Mage': uhhh Bread Just bread
Drug Dealer: Bread? PAN???
AS IN...BAGUETTE
(Insert Piano Joke here): Flex tape can't fix this.
Brutally Honest: I saw something...Un holy.
Lord OJ: No. shut up.
SexOffender: Did...you just tell him to shut up?
Lord OJ: WAITVNO SORTIF PLEADWHS HAVE AMWCTU
Brutally Honest: Hajime Hinata. The light of my life. My hope. My love. My amazing future husband. Don't ever in your life tell me to shut up. I will slap the fuck out of you and I will go Ditch you and date my stuffed animal that YOU won me. I will cuddle that instead of you. Do not test me, Hajime. I will burn down your house and I will only save your family. I will leave you in there and have you burn. I will attend your funeral laughing my lungs out. :)
Weebo: 0-0 IM SCARED!2&/&-@
SexOffender: ....
No body, no court: SIAKKQOSOQKQ I'll help you.
                                   .....Well- Uh-
Pot: .
(Insert piano joke here): &3&/@91&/@1@-9/'oqnJsjwisjqoskuwav what
DrugDealer: ...EHHEHEHEHEHE
Lord OJ:I said I was sorry ;-; Please forgive me :( I'll give you kisses and I'll cuddle you instead!
Brutally Honest: ....okay...love you :>
Lord OJ: I love you too, Nagito.
Weebo: ugh power couple number 2
(Kokichi and Shuichi are 1)
dEgEnArAtE mAlEs: Yay that was fun...?
'Mage': Suddenly Im Voldemort. ✨Disintegrated ✨
Bob Ross but better: ....WJAKSLKWA
Brutally Honest: NOT OLD VOLDY AIAKQOALA
                 ....I have weird friends....
Well anyways, The sleepover starts at 6 and it's 5:30 sooo come over when you can!
Lord OJ: We're on our way already. Ibuki, Mikan, abd Chiaki are with us right now sooo :)
             Great! I'll see you guys soon! Adieu!
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"Hey, Im done with the shower.", Shuichi said as he came downstairs once again. "Hajime, Nagito, Ibuki, Mikan, and Chiaki are gonna come soon!", I said. "I have no idea who those girls are but okay.", he shrugged. He sat down and I laid down my head on his lap. He started to play with my hair. It was silent but..it was comfortable silence. I glanced at my phone 5:45. "I wonder how Nagito and Hajime's friends are like.", He mumbled. I responded with a hum. "Hopefully they're wild.", I said. He let out a small laugh "It's hard enough with our classmates already.", he said. "Maybe so but the more the merrier.", I grinned. "Hey Shuichi...?", I said. "Yes Kokichi?", he asked. "I love you.", I said. "I love you too, Kokichi Oma.", he smiled. There was a knock on the door. "I'll get it.", I said. I stood up and opened up the door. "Kokichi!", Nagito grinned. There were three girls with them. One with Shuichi's hair color but with Pink, blue, and white streaks and two big spikes on her head. "I'm Ibuki Mioda! The ultimate Musician!", she smiled cheerfully. "Nice to meet you, Ibuki.", I said. The second girl had choppy purple hair and purple eyes. Kinda looks like me In a way. "M-Mikan Tsumiki....The Ultimate Nurse.",she mumbled timidly. "Nice to meet you, Mikan.", I waved. The third girl had Light link hair and tired reddish/pinkish eyes. "Chiaki Hinata. Ultimate Gamer.", she yawned. "Oh you're Hajime's sister?", I asked. She nodded "Nice to meet you Chiaki.", I smiled. "Come inside!", I said. They walked inside with me. "This is my Mom, Kirumi Tojo! She's the ultimate maid!", I said. "Mom, this is Chiaki the ultimate gamer, Ibuki the ultimate musician, and Mikan the ultimate nurse.", I said. "Good evening.", she smiled politely. "This is my future husband, Shuichi Saihara, The Ultimate Detective!", I said proudly. "Hi everyone.", he waved. Miu and Kaede suddenly burst in. "WHAT UP BITCHES!", Miu yelled. "EEE!", Mikan flinched. She quickly hid behind Chiaki and Ibuki. "Too loud Miu!", Kaede frowned. "Ah sorry!", she said. "Hi I'm Miu Iruma! I'm the Ultimate Inventor!", Miu waved. "Kaede Akamatsu! I'm the ultimate pianist! Pleased to meet you!", Kaede grinned.
Time skip where everyone is there but they haven't introduced themselves. :)
"okay! Time for introductions!", I said. "I'm Kokichi Oma! The Ultimate Supreme Leader!", I grinned. "Shuichi Saihara. Ultimate Detective.", Shuichi said. "Miu Iruma! Ultimate Inventor!", Miu grinned. "I'm Kaede Akamatsu. I'm the ultimate pianist.", Kaede waved. "Himiko Yumeno...Ultimate Mage...", Himiko yawned. "Angie Yonaga! Ultimate Artist!", Angie said clasping her hands together. "Tenko Chabashira! Ultimate Aikido Master!", Tenko smiled. "Gonta Gokuhara. Ultimate Entomologist.", Gonta waved happily. "K1-B0! Or Kiibo! Ultimate Robot!", Kiibo waves excitedly. "Kaito Momota! Luminary of the stars! Ultimate Astronaut!", Kaito exclaimed. "Kirumi Tojo. Ultimate Maid.", Kirumi Bowed. "Korekiyo Shinguji. Ultimate Anthropologist.", Korekiyo said. "Maki Harukawa. Ultimate Assassin.", Maki said. "Names Rantaro Amami. Ultimate Adventurer.", Rantaro smiled lightly. "Ryoma Hoshi. I am the ultimate tennis pro.", He nodded slightly. "Tsumugi Shirogane. I'm the ultimate cosplayer.", Tsugi waved. "That's all of us!", I grinned. "You already know Nagito and I so it's just the rest.", He said. "Ibuki Mioda! Ultimate Musician!", Ibuki waved. "M-Mikan....Tsumiki....Ultimate nurse..", she mumbled. Kaede looked away and frowned. Huh? "Chiaki Hinata. I'm Hajime's sister...and also the ultimate gamer.", she yawned. "Akane Owari! Ultimate Gymnast!", A girl with brown hair and brown skin said. She wore a red skirt and a simple white shirt. "Sonia Nevermind. I am the ultimate princess. It's a pleasure to meet you all.", Said a girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes. She wore a short simple green dress. "Mahiru Koizumi. I am the ultimate photographer.", A girl with red hair, brown eyes, and freckles said. She wore a brown skirt/dress and a white shirt underneath. "Hiyoko Saionji! Ultimate Traditional Dancer.", A girl white blond ponytail said. She had orange eyes and an orange kimono. "Gundahm Tanaka, You mortals! I am the darkness and the ultimate breeder!", Said a guy with black hair and a white streak of hair. He had a red eye and a Grayish eye. Oh he's like me and Hajime. He wore a long black coat and a purple scarf. He had hamsters in his scarf. Hamsters...What- "I have no name..So I'll go with imposter. I am the ultimate imposter." Said a person with long black hair. They didn't look like anyone yet they looked like everyone.... "R-Ryota Mitarai...Ultimate Animator...", A guy with tan hair color and yellowish eyes. He wore a simple brown hoodie and some white pants. Hell yeah im gonna bring my baby Ryota here. >:)
"TeruTeru Hanamura. Ultimate Chef!", A short guy with a chef suit and a red apron said. "Peko Pekoyama. I am the ultimate swordswoman.", A girl with silver braids and red hair said. She wore a school like uniform. "NEKOMARU NIDAI! ULTIMATE TEAM MANAGER!", Boomed a tall man or boy...He had blueish hair and orange or grey eyes. He wore a coat and a white undershirt with some blue sweatpants. "Kazuichi Soda! Ultimate Mechanic.", Said a guy with pink hair and pink eyes. He wore a green jumpsuit and a beanie. He has razor sharp teeth...looks like a shark. "Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu. Ultimate Yakuza." , said a boy with blonde hair and green eyes. He had freckles and a baby face. He wore a simple back suit with the same pattern as Shuichi. "Nice to meet all of you guys!", I grinned. "Lets get this party started! First I wanna know who's in a relationship with who!", I smirked. "I have two girlfriends! Chiaki and Mikan!", Ibuki exclaimed. "I have this idiot here...", Fuyuhiko said pointing to Kazuichi with a small blush. " I'm with Hiyoko.", Mahiru said. "I'm with This big guy!", Akane grinned as she pointed to Nekomaru. "I'm with Ryota.", Said imposter. Ryota fumbled with his hands and blushed a lot. "The rest are single!", Hajime said. "Okay. I'm with Shuichi!", I grinned. "I'm with Kaede.", Miu said. "I'm with Angie and Himiko!", Tenko smiled proudly. "I am with Kiibo!", Kaito said. Kiibo blushed and started playing with his fingers. "That's all! The rest are single or crushing!", I said. Tsumugi clears her throat in annoyance. "Ah yes and Some are in love with anime characters.", I said. Tsumugi smiled happily and nodded.
"Now let's get this sleepover started!", I grinned.

Hi okay :) anyways yUh No I don't ship Sonia and Tanaka or Kazuichi and Tanaka- I'm sorry- also For imposter I'm using They/them since I think they're non-binary. :>
Have a good day or night!!!
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