21.
sunny: [slightly annoyed] please take off your hat in the house
yoona: [takes off hat revealing slightly smaller hat]
yoona: i can do this 14 more times!
22.
taeyeon: how did none of you hear what i just said?
yuri: i've been zoned out for the last 2 and a half hours
sooyoung: i got distracted about halfway through
hyoyeon: ignoring you was a conscious decision
23.
yoona: did you know every 1 in 9 people are gay so that means one of us are gay
yuri: oh i hope it's jessica, she's really cute
24.
sooyoung [to jessica]: i'm not scared of you! none of us are!
taeyeon: actually i kinda am
yuri: me too
yoona: i think we all-
taeyeon: guys shut up
25.
yoona: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?
hyoyeon: should i not have?
26.
yuri: [hits her hand on a table]
yuri: ow! my armkle!
jessica: your what?
yoona: her wrist. she means her wrist.
27.
sooyoung: how many taeyeon's does it take to change a lightbulb?
yoona: just one. the real question is, how many ladders does she need?
taeyeon: [offended noises]
28.
taeyeon: that's impossible. sica doesn't have a crush on me
yoona: yes she does
sunny: yes she does
yuri: yes she does
jessica: yes i do
29.
sooyoung: your house is on fire. you have 60 seconds. what do you take?
tiffany: taeyeon
yoona: my awards
jessica: a nap
30.
officer: what are your names?
sooyoung: don't tell him, hyoyeon!
officer: so you're hyoyeon...
hyoyeon: nice job, sooyoung!!
officer: and you are sooyoung.
31.
[texting]
yuri: if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
jessica: yuri it's 4am
32.
tiffany [seductively]:are you from tennessee?
taeyeon: yes!
sunny: taeyeon, you're korea-
taeyeon: no. stop. let her continue. she's onto something.
tiffany: 'cause you're the only ten i see
sunny: oOH MY GOD!!
33.
sunny: yoona died of natural causes
tiffany: you pushed her down the stairs!
sunny: and gravity's natural!
34.
taeyeon: what if we inverted our initials? tim kaeyeon
yuri: ywon kuri
sooyoung: shoi cooyoung
hyoyeon: him kyoyeon
jessica: jessica jun-
jessica: this is a stupid game anyway
35.
sooyoung: [makes seohyun tea and puts salt in it]
seohyun: [sips tea]
sooyoung:
seohyun: [finishes tea]
sooyoung: ...doesn't it taste bad?
seohyun: it does, but i didn't wanna hurt your feelings so i drank it all
sooyoung [tearing up]: o-oh okay...
36.
game show announcer: if Bach is the father of music, who is the mother of music?
(answer: Handel)
im yoona, center of snsd: girls' generation
37.
yuri: [singing out of tune in the van]
hyoyeon: hey you take requests?
yuri: sure!
hyoyeon: please stop.
38.
taeyeon [teaching hyoyeon to drive]: you're driving, seo and soo walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?
hyoyeon: oh definitely sooyoung, i could never hurt seohyun
taeyeon [massaging temples] the brakes hyo, you hit the brakes
39.
yoona: there are 21 letters in the alphabet
seohyun: no?? there are 26
yoona: oh right, i forgot U R A Q T [winks]
seohyun:
seohyun: yoona, you should know the alphabet by now
40.
[air horn sound]
[second air horn sound]
yoona: ...this isn't deodorant.
