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81.
yoona: [eyerolls at hyoyeon]

hyoyeon: did you just roll your eyes at me

yoona: so? what're you gonna do?

hyoyeon:

hyoyeon: [takes a step]

yoona: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY


82.
yuri: did you know every odd number has at least 1 E in it

sunny: yuri go to bed it's three in the morning

yuri: thrEE!

sunny: KWON YURI-


83.
yoona: truth or dare?

tiffany: truth.

yoona: how many hours did you sleep this week?

tiffany: dare.

yoona: go to sleep

tiffany: i hate this game


84.
tiffany [holding up a kids book]: i found all 6 differences!

sunny: 

sunny: those are 2 completely different boo- you know what? congrats, fany!


85.
yoona: now it's your turn taeyeon, tell us your secret

taeyeon: i... might have a crush on tiffany

yoona: i said a secret


86.
seohyun: i'm not going to get into any more stupid arguments with you

hyoyeon: earth isn't a planet

seohyun: HOW THE FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET?!?!


87.
[fighting]

yoona: you better stop raising your voice at me RIGHT NOW!

sooyoung: or what?

yoona: or... or i'll cry and i really don't wanna be embarrassed right now


88.
taeyeon: what's your biggest fear?

sunny: being forgotten...

taeyeon: wow, that's deep...

taeyeon: mine's the McDonalds clown, so now i feel kinda stupid...


89.
tiffany: past tense of William Shakespeare? William Shookespeare.

sooyoung: Wouldiwas Shookespeared

jessica: PLEASE STOP.


90.
seohyun: what do you think butterflies taste like?

sooyoung: horrible.

seohyun:

seohyun: ...how-?

sooyoung: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION YOU DON'T GET TO ASK HOW


91.
seohyun: you know i hate it when you make words up

hyoyeon: are you still mad at me for saying 'snacksident'?

seohyun: yes. very


92.
taeyeon: the closer to Halloween, the stronger i get MUAHAHAH

hyoyeon: you're about as scary as a pink butterfly on a marshmallow

taeyeon: HOW DARE YOU


93.
sunny: why did you guys get arrested?

taeyeon: i don't know

jessica: we did nothing wrong!

yoona: they got pulled over and when the officer said 'papers', taeyeon yelled 'scissors' and drove off


94.
tiffany: [runs into class late]

tiffany: i'm sorry, i was busy doing something

jessica: [walks in]

jessica: it's me. i'm something


95.
hyoyeon: think fast!

yuri: what why- OUCH

hyoyeon: you didn't think fast enough

yuri: WHO THROWS A KNIFE INTO THE AIR AND SAYS THINK FAST


96.
sunny: don't you want kids?

jessica: no

sunny: why not?

jessica: i can't handle all the crying

sunny: i'm sure they don't cry all the time

jessica: no, i meant me


97.
sooyoung: want to hear a joke?

yuri: sure

sooyoung: sex

yuri: ...i don't get it

sooyoung: i know you don't


98.
seohyun: do we know anyone with handcuffs?

taeyeon: well, sica and i-

jessica: [elbows taeyeon]

taeyeon: -wouldn't know.


99.
yoona: i'm having problems with a girl

hyoyeon: 'i like her' problems or 'her dead body won't fit in my car' problems?

yoona: the first one

hyoyeon: too bad, i could've helped you with the other one


100.
yuri: i really like ghosts

taeyeon: do you really like them or are you just saying that in case one is listening?

yuri [whispering]: second one...



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