241.
genie: i shall grant you 3 wishes
taeyeon: i wish this dog could talk
genie: done
taeyeon [pats zero]: hey buddy you've got 2 wishes
242.
tiffany [shows up at yuri's place breathing heavily] yul, wanna have a sleepover tonight again?
yuri: is there a spider in your house again?
tiffany: they have like 300 legs and i have 2! how am i supposed to survive?!
243.
taeyeon: hey sica, what sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
taeyeon: cashew!
jessica:
taeyeon: tiffany thought it was funny
tiffany: no i didn't
244.
sunny: you only care about money
jessica: ¥€$
245.
[taeyeon has removed yoona from the group chat]
taeyeon: i've had it
246.
tiffany: what would you say if i came to the dorm one day with 10 cats?
hyoyeon: what's in the box?
tiffany:
hyoyeon: tiffany, what's in the box?
tiffany: oh i think you know
247.
sooyoung: i've done a lot of dumb stuff
taeyeon: i witnessed the dumb stuff
sunny: i recorded the dumb stuff
yuri: i joined you in the dumb stuff
seohyun: i tried to STOP Y'ALL from doing the dumb stuff
248.
jessica: that was my sarcastic voice
hyoyeon: it sounds a lot like your regular voice
jessica: well no shit
249.
yuri: you can't make everyone like you; you're not seohyun
sooyoung: not everyone likes seohyun
yuri: who doesn't like seohyun
sooyoung: no one, i just-
yuri [rolls up sleeves]: who. doesn't. like. seohyun. names NOW.
250. [continued]
jessica: i was sleeping when you did the dumb stuff
hyoyeon: i contributed some to your dumb stuff
yoona: i was at the drama set when you did your dumb stuff
251.
sunny: let's go out to get waffles
sunny: you like waffles right?
taeyeon [completely monotone, not even looking up]: more that life itself
252.
yoona: you know what i'd call light speed if i had created star wars?
tiffany: do i even want to know?
yoona: yeet speed!!
253.
sooyoung: i just tried watermelon on pizza. y'know what, it was actually pretty good!
taeyeon: that's her, officer. that's the one right there. take the shot before she gets away
254.
jessica: i suppose i have a slight tendency to be a bit critical
yoona: suppose?
hyoyeon: tendency?
yuri: a bit?
255.
yuri: so...
tiffany: oh god not again
jessica: if lightning mcqueen had insurance, would it be car insurance or life insurance?
jessica: yuri what the hell
sooyoung: hold up, she has a point
256.
yoona: sarcasm won't get you anywhere
hyoyeon: well it got me into the Sarcasm World Championships in '96
yoona: wait really?
hyoyeon: no
257.
taeyeon: are you mad?
jessica: no
taeyeon: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?
258.
sooyoung: i only have 32 cents
sooyoung: not enough money to buy chicken nuggets
sooyoung: [breaks down]
259.
sooyoung: what's for lunch?
yoona: i already ate
sooyoung: oh...
sooyoung: without me?
yoona: i was hungry! do you me to get you anything? what do you want?
sooyoung: shikshin loyalty...
260.
hyoyeon: what the hell, seohyun? i've had like 5 of these drinks and i don't even feel buzzed
seohyun: that's because those are non-alcoholic
hyoyeon: so i'm just drinking juice like a kid?
