101.
tiffany: sometimes i feel like i just don't fit in anywhere
taeyeon [hugging her]: well, you fit perfectly into my arms
tiffany [sobbing]: shut up
102.
tiffany: you know what would be hot?
taeyeon: what?
tiffany: eating food off of each other!
taeyeon:
tiffany:
taeyeon: ...you didn't do the dishes, did you?
tiffany:
tiffany: ...i did not.
103.
taeyeon: you... you have a face.
tiffany: excuse me?
taeyeon: you h-have a face. a very nice face.
tiffany: uhm, thanks i guess?
taeyeon: please accept my attempts at flirting i don't know what i'm doing
104.
tiffany: if global warming was a person, it'd be you
taeyeon: what, worsening day by day while getting ignored simultaneously by millions of people for the sake of their own happiness and peace?
tiffany: i was gonna say hot but never mind...
105.
tiffany: so... you know the dance tomorrow?
taeyeon: what about it?
tiffany: are you going?
taeyeon: yeah, i already decided to
tiffany: do you, um, want to go with me?
taeyeon: you have your own car why do you fucking need a ride-
tiffany: [banging head against wall]
106.
taeyeon: [staring at a spoon]
tiffany: what are you doing?
taeyeon: have you ever thought that spoons are just tiny bowls on sticks?
tiffany: not again
107.
tiffany [struggling with a zipper]: taeng, can you help me with this dress?
taeyeon: of course!!!!!
[zipping sound]
tiffany:
tiffany: zip it UP, taeyeon
taeyeon: oh, right
108.
taeyeon: i lost my girlfriend, have you seen her?
stranger: what does she look like?
taeyeon [crying]: BEAUTIFUL
109.
tiffany: aww, you'd do that for me?
taeyeon [dreamily]: i'd do a lot of things to you...
tiffany: f-for- for me...
taeyeon: yeah, that too i guess
110.
tiffany: let me make this clear
tiffany: i don't love taeyeon, okay?
tiffany: i just miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time and imagine us running around in slow motion
yuri: are you ever gonna tell her how you feel?
tiffany: no. maybe. never. i don't know
111.
taeyeon: [phone buzzes]
sooyoung: aww, you still call your mother 'mommy'?
taeyeon: [looking sooyoung straight in the eyes]
taeyeon [answering phone]: hello, fany
112.
taeyeon: i don't date women
tiffany: [walks in]
taeyeon: i marry them
113.
tiffany: what a beautiful day
taeyeon: [walks by]
tiffany: what a beautiful gay
114.
tiffany: so i'm bi-
taeyeon: [hopeful gasp]
tiffany: -lingual. bilingual, i speak 2 languages
taeyeon: [takes a sip of water in disappointment]
tiffany: oh, and i like girls
taeyeon: [SPITS OUT WATER]
115.
tiffany: what's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
taeyeon: that i was straight
116.
taeyeon: i'm doing a great job at keeping my crush on fany a secret
tiffany [walking past]: hi, taeyeon
taeyeon [trips on air]: bye- i mean h-hi. i have to gay- go. y-yeah, i have to go
117.
tiffany: but do you like me, or do you like me like me?
taeyeon [literally on one knee proposing]: take a random fucking guess.
118.
taeyeon: i have a question
taeyeon: when something suspicious happens, why do we say 'something smells fishy'? why do we say that? like, what did the fish do?
tiffany: taeng, it's 3am
119.
tiffany: i'm ignoring you
tiffany: i'm ignoring you!
taeyeon:
tiffany: STOP IGNORING ME, I'M IGNORING YOU!!
120.
tiffany: name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense.
taeyeon: what do you mean? they all make scents.
tiffany:
