41.
taeyeon: [sees stranger breaking something]
taeyeon: what an idiot
taeyeon: [realizes it's tiffany]
taeyeon: wait...
taeyeon: that's my idiot
42.
tiffany: yoong, tell taeyeon she's dumb but i still love her
yoona: gross, tell her yourself
tiffany: we're arguing...
yoona [confused]: you're sitting on her lap??
43.
tiffany: [falls]
taeyeon: i suppose i'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies
44.
taeyeon: are you crying?
tiffany: no, i'm having an allergic reaction
taeyeon: ...to what?
tiffany: life
45.
taeyeon: i like your new pants
tiffany: thanks, they were 50% off
taeyeon: i'd like them better if they were 100% off [winks]
tiffany: the store can't just give clothes away for free.
taeyeon: that's not what i meant-
tiffany: that's a terrible way to run a business taetae
46.
therapist: what brings you two here today?
tiffany: i just hate how she takes things so literal!
therapist: and how about you?
taeyeon:
taeyeon: a car.
47.
waiter: what would you like?
taeyeon: bring a milkshake with 2 straws!
tiffany: [blushes]
taeyeon [puts both straws in her mouth]: look how fast i can drink this!
48.
tiffany: you're such a dork. you know that? a total loser.
taeyeon: then let go of my hand...
tiffany [gripping tighter]: no
49.
taeyeon: do it! do the thing!
tiffany: [eyesmiles]
taeyeon: oh my god...
50.
sooyoung: taeng, you free on friday? around 8pm?
taeyeon: yes
sooyoung: how about you, fany?
tiffany: yes, i am
sooyoung: good! because i'm not. have fun, you two!
taeyeon: did she just-
51.
taeyeon: on a scale of 1-10, you're a 9, because i'm the one you need-
tiffany: i'm a 10
taeyeon: it's a pickup line-
tiffany: i. am. a. 10.
52.
tiffany: taeyeon and i are dating
everyone including taeyeon: [gasps in shock]
tiffany: taeng, why are you shocked???
53.
taeyeon: [sneezes]
tiffany:
taeyeon: aren't you going to say 'bless you'?
tiffany: i'm sitting next to you; you're already blessed
54.
tiffany: if i run and jump at taeyeon, she'll catch me in her arms
tiffany [runs at taeyeon]: COMING IN
taeyeon: NO I'M HOLDING COFFEE-
taeyeon: [drops coffee to catch tiffany]
55.
taeyeon: that's ridiculous. tiffany doesn't have a crush on me!
jessica: yes she does
sunny: yes she does
yuri: yes she does
yoona: yes she does
hyoyeon: yes she does
sooyoung: yes she does
seohyun: yes she does
tiffany: yes i do
56.
taeyeon: quick! take my hand!
tiffany [grabs her hand]: what is it?!
taeyeon: oh, nothing. i just wanted to hold hands
57.
tiffany: did you put the milk back into the fridge?
taeyeon: the what?
tiffany: milk
taeyeon: ???
tiffany: the thing you put in cereal
taeyeon: ohhh the cereal sauce?
tiffany: the what now?!
58.
taeyeon [with shirt off]: why are you sitting there watching me change?
tiffany [panics]: uhhh, i'm grading you! congrats, you get an A!
taeyeon:
taeyeon: i deserve an A+ and you know it
59.
taeyeon [holding the door]: after you
tiffany: no, after you
taeyeon: i insist, after you
sooyoung [pushes past both of them]: after me
60.
tiffany [seductively]: tell me your fantasies, babe
taeyeon: i wish i was a dragon
tiffany: no, i mean-
taeyeon: but instead of fire, i breathe jelly beans
