#121-140

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121.
tiffany: taeng, could you pick up some milk?

taeyeon: yeah, it's pretty light

tiffany: i meant from the store

taeyeon: i think it weighs the same there, too


122.
manager: let's play a game! i'll give the answer and you guys can say a question

manager: red!

yuri: what color is an apple?

manager: good! next, the answer is 6!

taeyeon: when life starts to go downhill

manager: ...any other answers?


123.
[texting]

sooyoung: your an asshole

yoona: actually, it's you're

sooyoung: my point exactly


124.
tiffany: can you imagine being paid for being hot?

yuri [quietly]: you'd be a billionaire

tiffany: what

yuri: what


125.
sooyoung: i'm incredibly fast at math

seohyun: okay, what's 35x17?

sooyoung: 5

seohyun: what? that's not even close

sooyoung: but it was fast


126.
hyoyeon: guess what i'm about to get!

taeyeon: on my nerves


127.
taeyeon: sooyoung, you can be really destructive-

sooyoung: i can?!

taeyeon: wait- i wasn't giving you permission!

sooyoung: too late! i already broke that hideous lamp!!


128.
yoona: i need to say something. and i don't want any judgement or criticism whatsoever.

jessica: and you came to me?!


129.
seohyun: tell me what you're feeling

hyoyeon: stabby

seohyun: stabby isn't a feeling... it's more an action i hope you don't do to me

hyoyeon: well maybe i'm feeling stabby


130.
sooyoung: chillax!

sunny: that's not even a word

sooyoung: see, the people who deny chillax is a word are the ones who need to chillax the most


131.
[tussling]

taeyeon: i win!

jessica: you're pinned under me

taeyeon: exactly


132.
tiffany: listen, i need you to calm down

sooyoung [banging fists on table]: how can it be birthday cake flavor if birthday cakes can be any flavor??


134.
yoona: ask me why i love you

seohyun [sighs]: why do you love me?

yoona [pulls up a 150 slide presentation]: glad you asked!!


135.
hyoyeon: [punches yuri in the shoulder]

yuri: ow! what was that for?!

hyoyeon: not sure exactly, but i know you've done something


136.
sunny: you're cute when you're angry

jessica: well i'm about to get real fucking adorable


137.
manager: now we're gonna do a self defense exercise

manager: i'm gonna pretend to be a robber, you guys have to act wisely

yuri: okay

jessica: sure

manager: give me your money if you want to live!

yuri: bold of you to assume i have money

jessica: bold of you to assume i want to live


138.
tiffany: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

yoona: alright, but in my defense, hyoyeon bet me 50¢ that i couldn't drink all that shampoo

tiffany: that's not what i- you drank shampoo?!


139.
taeyeon [about the dance line]: it's like you all share one braincell sometimes!!

sooyoung: [can't think of a good response because it's not her turn to use the braincell]


140.
taeyeon: hear me out... what if we invented a long sleeve shirt, but with short sleeves?!

yuri: oMG YES!!

taeyeon: aaaaand... ALSO WITHOUT BUTTONS!!

yuri: wOW!! WE'LL BE BILLIONAIRES!!

seohyun: it's called a t-shirt and you're both wearing one

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