261.
sooyoung [on the phone]: yoong, can i borrow $2500?
yoona: why the hell do you need $2500?
sooyoung: uhm... for an escape room
yoona: what sort of escape room costs $2500
sooyoung: jail...
262.
sunny: has anyone told you that you have anger management issues?
jessica: i prefer the term 'leadership skills'...
263.
yuri: everyone's allergic to dust, that's what sneezes are
taeyeon: YOU'RE WHAT SNEEZES ARE
264.
seohyun: unni, there's a science fair at my school, you should come!
jessica: you know i can't, because of my condition
seohyun: what condition?
jessica: i don't want to
265.
sunny: and hyoyeon dragged you 3 into this nonsense?
tiffany: basically, yeah
seohyun: she blackmailed me!
yoona: i volunteered
266.
hyoyeon: my goal is to not be the best, but to inspire someone to one day surpass me
sunny: you can't say that every time i beat you at Connect 4
hyoyeon: oh, but i can
267.
tiffany: 'ladies and gentlemen' is unnecessarily gendered, formal, lengthy, and honestly i'm falling asleep already
tiffany: 'cowards', on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic
268.
yoona: why are you looking at me through a fork...?
sunny: i'm pretending you're in jail
yoona: what
sunny: it's spiritually healing
269.
interviewer: so, how's quarantine going?
sunny: [flashback]
taeyeon: you know what they say
tiffany: what
taeyeon: you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T
tiffany: oh my
hyoyeon: I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE EVEN ALIVE
sooyoung: who ate my pasta?
sunny: [flashback ends]
sunny: ...it's complicated
270.
yuri: why am i not a banana?
seohyun: because your genetic code dictates that you are human; however, it should please you to know that humans share 50-60% of dna with bananas
yuri: thanks, seo
taeyeon: wait, are you saying some people are 10% more banana than others?
271.
jessica: being good is for suckers. what do you even get out of it?
seohyun: a feeling of fulfilment in your soul?
jessica: gross
272.
yoona: hey, do you know how fish communicate?
seohyun: i'd suppose through sight and feeling, i'm not sure but-
yoona: with shell phones
273.
tiffany: i'm very offended that you'd think it was me who set the kitchen on fire
sunny: but it was you
tiffany: yes, but i'm still offended
274.
yuri: i've just taken a new pill that accelerates my brain
sunny: so you're smart now?
yuri: i'm stupid faster
275.
sunny: that's not just dumb
sunny: that's yoona dumb
yoona: hey!
276.
jessica: you only focus on my bad qualities, never my good ones
yuri: what good qualities?
jessica:
yuri:
jessica: ...how rich i am?
277.
yuri: i am high af!
yuri: af stands for april fools. don't do drugs kiddos
278.
sm: describe yourself in 1 word
hyoyeon: hired
sm [looking at paper frantically]: holy shit, can she even do that?!
279.
sooyoung: do people under 170cm exist?
sunny: listen up you giant...
tiffany: you bigass tree
taeyeon: extra long baguette
jessica: you fucking roof beam
sooyoung: woohoo i can't hear you
280.
yuri: i- i have to gay! go! i have to go!
taeyeon: bi
